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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer Clown's entrance music is Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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214 cm
23
300 lbs
8 - 7 - 0 |
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200 cm
24
300 lbs
5 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hulk Hogan! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Killer Clown digs a good body shot into Hogan's ribs. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hogan. Killer Clown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Killer Clown bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Killer Clown will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hogan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A head kick from Killer Clown lands but Hogan takes it in his stride. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Killer Clown - that will leave a mark!
Hogan looks gassed! Killer Clown throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Jab by Killer Clown. Killer Clown misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fighters circle, before Killer Clown throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Hogan's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Killer Clown lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). John Wayne Killer Clown!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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