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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wreck Ing ball (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Balls has chosen ABBA - Dancing Queen as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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190 cm
25
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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199 cm
19
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wreck Ing ball! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fat Balls! The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Bruno Lombardi and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ing ball will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ing ball looks to throw the jab but Balls is out of range. Ing ball avoids the body shot from Balls.
Balls has closed the distance and engaged Ing ball in a clinch.
Ing ball trying to stall but Balls improves his position.
Balls's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Balls tries to clinch there but Ing ball circles away.
A combination from Ing ball does no damage. Balls is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Ing ball is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
It looks like Fat Balls has been cut. Ing ball swings and misses with a shot to the body and Balls holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Balls breaks the clinch.
Ing ball misses with a wild body shot. Balls shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Ing ball is trying to defend but Balls finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further. Ing ball is concentrating on defense, preventing Balls from advancing position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Balls wants to take a breather but Ing ball is having none of it. Ing ball is trying to stand.
Balls stalling.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Ing ball won't allow Balls to pass to mount. Balls gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Ing ball tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Ing ball lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ing ball looks to land a right hand but Balls moved out of range. Ing ball looks to land a right hand but Balls moved out of range. Balls fails in his attempt to clinch. Ing ball throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Balls. Ing ball throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Balls tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ing ball paws at him with a jab and circles away. Balls is looking to clinch. The fight stays on the outside here - Balls looks like he's thinking about clinching though. The fight stays on the outside here - Balls looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Ing ball throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Balls stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Balls shoots in for a takedown but Ing ball shows good takedown defense. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Balls is looking to clinch. Balls tries to clinch but Ing ball is having none of it. Balls tries to close the distance and clinch but Ing ball swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Balls fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ing ball ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Balls moves away. Ing ball looks to land a left hand but Balls moved out of range nicely. Wreck Ing ball is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Ing ball moves out of range of the strikes. Balls is looking to clinch. Balls displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ing ball throws out the jab. Nice defenses there by Balls. Balls tries to clinch up. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Balls bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Ing ball is breathing heavily. Balls gets a clinch. Nice elbow from Balls.
It looks like Wreck Ing ball has been cut. Good anti-grappling being displayed by Balls as Ing ball tries to tie him up. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wreck Ing ball dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Ing ball keeps the fight on the outside. Balls throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ing ball counters with a stiff right hand.
That has opened up Fat Balls's cut even more. Ing ball scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The cut above Fat Balls's eye is starting to cause him problems now. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Balls moves in looking to clinch but Ing ball pushes him off. Balls missing with a left hand there. Ing ball was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Ing ball lands with a good body shot. Balls takes one on the button.
Fat Balls's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Fat Balls's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Wreck Ing ball!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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