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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juelz Santana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lord Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Santana's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Juelz Santana - I Am Crack. Vader has chosen Darth Vader plays the Blues as his entrance music. Lord Vader is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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225 cm
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309 lbs
9 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
28
287 lbs
17 - 4 - 2 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Juelz Santana! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
17 - 4 - 2, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lord Vader! The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Viktor Lagutenko and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Vader looks to land a left hand but Santana moved out of range nicely. Juelz Santana seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Good work by Vader as he checks the leg kick. Santana throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily. Vader scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Santana throws a low kick but Vader moves out of range easily. Vader lunges at Santana with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Santana's hand.
It looks like Juelz Santana has been cut. Vader jabs at Santana's body. Santana shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Santana ducks under a wild hook from Vader. Santana throws a front kick aimed at Vader's knee but Vader avoids it well. Vader comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Santana pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Santana throws a sloppy body shot
and Vader counters with a straight right hand. Vader lands a nice looking body shot.
Santana is breathing heavily. Vader lands a nice looking body shot.
Vader uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Vader lands a jab to the head.
Vader lands with a cross.
Santana is rocked! Vader cracks Santana with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Santana looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Vader finish him?
Oh Santana is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Vader lands an uppercut, right on the button! Santana tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lord Vader! Lord Vader is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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