PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson Fonseca (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFart Pants comes to the cage accompanied by Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue. Fonseca comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Guns n' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Jackson Fonseca is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

McFart Pants
vs
Fonseca

195 cm
25
205 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

190 cm
23
220 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jackson Fonseca!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fonseca throws a big shot that misses.
McFart Pants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
McFart Pants changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fonseca tries to avoid it but McFart Pants manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fonseca to the ground. Fonseca escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Fonseca blocks the body kick.
Fonseca checks a leg kick.

Fonseca darts in and clinches McFart Pants up against the cage.
Fonseca lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McFart Pants or not.
McFart Pants is looking to control Fonseca's arms but Fonseca gets an underhook and turns him. Now McFart Pants has his back to the cage.
McFart Pants blocks an uppercut.

Fonseca breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fonseca tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McFart Pants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fonseca looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McFart Pants tries to score with a low kick but Fonseca moves his leg out of the way.
Fonseca swings for the body but McFart Pants moves out of range.

McFart Pants scores a takedown into full mount!
Fonseca tries to reverse the position but McFart Pants maintains control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fonseca swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Fonseca is looking to improve his position but McFart Pants isn't that keen on the idea.
McFart Pants avoids the attempt from Fonseca to control.

McFart Pants working for a submission but Fonseca is keeping him at bay.
Fonseca is working to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McFart Pants thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Fonseca is trying desperately to improve position.

McFart Pants is standing up, even though he is in mount.
McFart Pants shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fonseca as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Farty McFart Pants. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fonseca moves out of range of the leg kick from McFart Pants.
Jackson Fonseca seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A solid body kick from Fonseca.

Fonseca drives through and clinches with McFart Pants against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Fonseca.
Fonseca presses McFart Pants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
McFart Pants is breathing heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fonseca.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fonseca lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fonseca throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McFart Pantss head.
A short right from Fonseca on the inside.
A knee to the head by Fonseca.
A short uppercut from Fonseca.

Fonseca breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fonseca darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fonseca fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McFart Pants looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fonseca lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Fonseca dips to his left and cracks McFart Pants with an uppercut!
Fonseca misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fonseca moves in looking to clinch but McFart Pants pushes him off.
Fonseca pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McFart Pants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McFart Pants shoots in looking for a takedown. Fonseca tries to sprawl out of it but McFart Pants keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fonseca manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jackson Fonseca is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Fonseca has McFart Pants up against the cage in a clinch.
Fonseca gets underhooks to prevent McFart Pants's takedown attempt.

Fonseca pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McFart Pants throws out a leg kick but Fonseca moves out of range and McFart Pants only half commits.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McFart Pants keeps the fight on the outside.
McFart Pants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fonseca dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McFart Pants drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jackson Fonseca dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Fonseca scoring well with a low kick there.

Fonseca clinches up with McFart Pants and pushes him back against the cage.
Fonseca working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fonseca is stalling here.
Good body shot from Fonseca.

Fonseca breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fonseca misses with a hook. McFart Pants ducked under it nicely.
McFart Pants throws a combination. Fonseca tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
McFart Pants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Fonseca moves into range and clinches up with McFart Pants.
Fonseca pressing his opponent against the cage.
McFart Pants takes a shot to the head.
Fonseca stalling against the cage.

Fonseca's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fonseca slips a jab and a cross from McFart Pants.
Fonseca tries to clinch but McFart Pants is having none of it.
Fonseca tries to clinch there but McFart Pants circles away.
McFart Pants ducks under a wild hook from Fonseca.
McFart Pants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fonseca just misses with a punch to the body.
Fonseca has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McFart Pants.

McFart Pants shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Fonseca's guard.

McFart Pants postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Fonseca is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of McFart Pants, into his guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McFart Pants looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fonseca is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fonseca postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

McFart Pants throws his legs up looking for a submission but Fonseca uses it to pass to side control.
McFart Pants is looking for a sweep.

Fonseca looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
McFart Pants struggling a bit here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants is trying to work for a sweep but Fonseca has mounted him!
McFart Pants is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

Fonseca working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Fonseca landing strikes from the mount.

Fonseca looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Fonseca thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fonseca trying to control but McFart Pants is having none of it.
McFart Pants wants to control but Fonseca is having none of it.
Fonseca throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Fonseca trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Fonseca looking to ground and pound but McFart Pants is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jackson Fonseca showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Fonseca with a nice cross.
Fonseca tries to clinch there but McFart Pants circles away.
A head kick misses from Fonseca.
A combination from McFart Pants does no damage.
McFart Pants misses with a leg kick

and Fonseca moves into the clinch.
Fonseca lands an elbow just above McFart Pants 's eye.
Fonseca misses with a short punch on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from McFart Pants.
Fonseca is trying to force a seperation but McFart Pants has the dominant position.
McFart Pants tries to pull guard but Fonseca won't allow it.
McFart Pants is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The referee is keeping an eye on Fonseca - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Fonseca misses with some punches.
Fonseca has had enough of the clinch but McFart Pants keeps him there for the moment.

Fonseca breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fonseca throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fonseca lands with a good body shot.
McFart Pants lands a jab.
McFart Pants avoids the body shot from Fonseca.
Fonseca tries to clinch up but McFart Pants circles away and keeps his distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fonseca looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fonseca misses with a wild body shot.
McFart Pants connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fonseca tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McFart Pants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fonseca uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McFart Pants misses with a combination

and Fonseca holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fonseca breaks from the clinch.
McFart Pants misses with a low kick.
Fonseca checks a low kick from McFart Pants.
Fonseca checks the leg kick.
Some wild striking there from McFart Pants.
A punch combination from Fonseca misses.
A low kick from McFart Pants misses

and Fonseca counters by moving into the clinch.
McFart Pants misses with a knee to the head.
McFart Pants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fonseca's efforts to push away.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Fonseca.
Fonseca cracks McFart Pants with a nice body shot.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Fonseca has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fonseca stalling in the clinch but McFart Pants improves position.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jackson Fonseca.
McFart Pants motions for Fonseca to come forward. McFart Pants throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McFart Pants blocks the body kick.
Fonseca misses the shot to the body.

Fonseca rushes McFart Pants and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Fonseca wants to break the clinch but can't.
McFart Pants blocks an uppercut.
Fonseca is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McFart Pants is defending well for now.
McFart Pants is trying to maintain a safe position but Fonseca gets an underhook and turns McFart Pants into the cage.
McFart Pants has Fonseca pressed against the cage, preventing Fonseca from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fonseca.
A short body shot lands from Fonseca as the two fighters clinch.
McFart Pants wants to stall.
Fonseca wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McFart Pants has him pressed against the cage.
Fonseca misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Fonseca.
Fonseca lands a body punch.
A short right from Fonseca.

Fonseca pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McFart Pants circles away from the clinch attempt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fonseca.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fonseca darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fonseca tries to clinch but McFart Pants moves out of range.
Farty McFart Pants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McFart Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fonseca.
Jackson Fonseca seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McFart Pants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fonseca has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fonseca and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jackson Fonseca comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fonseca has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jackson Fonseca!