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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Jarvis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jarvis comes to the cage accompanied by Brian M vs. McBunn - Loud Music (original mix). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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201 lbs
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202 lbs
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Good wrestling
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Jarvis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jarvis dives in and grabs Kastelukannuberg's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kastelukannuberg pushes down on Jarvis's head and hops out.
Jarvis shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Jarvis tries to pass the half guard into mount. Kastelukannuberg knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Kastelukannuberg is not content to let Jarvis control the position.
Kastelukannuberg trying to hold on to Jarvis's head to control him but Jarvis postures up.
Jarvis missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Kastelukannuberg has hold of Jarvis's hands but Jarvis slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Kastelukannuberg trying to control from the bottom.
Jarvis wants to pass the guard but Kastelukannuberg is defending well.
Kastelukannuberg keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kastelukannuberg has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Jarvis is working away from the top position though.
Kastelukannuberg might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jarvis kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Jarvis not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jarvis prevents Kastelukannuberg from improving his position.
Jarvis thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kastelukannuberg's head.
Jarvis wants to pass the guard but Kastelukannuberg is defending well.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to maintain the position but Jarvis is very close to passing his half guard.
Jarvis throwing shots but Kastelukannuberg is blocking nicely.
Jarvis not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kastelukannuberg is staying active underneath Jarvis, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jarvis throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Kastelukannuberg is staying active underneath Jarvis, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kastelukannuberg trying to hold on to Jarvis's head to control him but Jarvis postures up.
Kastelukannuberg looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Kastelukannuberg is looking for a sweep. Jarvis is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Jarvis takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Kastelukannuberg wants to control but Jarvis is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Kastelukannuberg looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Jarvis is nestled in close to Kastelukannuberg, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jarvis lands a nice short elbow.
Kastelukannuberg keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jarvis is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kastelukannuberg is just riding it out for now. Jarvis eventually gives up the hold.
Jarvis scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Jarvis throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Kastelukannuberg is not content to let Jarvis control the position.
Kastelukannuberg avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jarvis.
Jarvis thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kastelukannuberg's head.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to maintain the position but Jarvis is very close to passing his half guard.
Jarvis wants to free his trapped foot but Kastelukannuberg is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jarvis throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jarvis wants to take a breather but Kastelukannuberg is having none of it.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to stand.
Jarvis thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kastelukannuberg's head.
Jarvis trying to control from half guard but Kastelukannuberg is working away.
Jarvis passes to full mount!
Jarvis lands a big shot there that rocks Kastelukannuberg but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Kastelukannuberg really wants to buck Jarvis off and get back to his feet.
Jarvis with a couple of short strikes.
Jarvis is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kastelukannuberg to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kastelukannuberg shrugs it off.
Jarvis jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Kastelukannuberg manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Jarvis is breathing heavily.
Jarvis wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kastelukannuberg keeps working.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An elbow from Jarvis crashes against the mat.
Kastelukannuberg tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Jarvis throws an elbow but Kastelukannuberg slips to the side and avoids it well.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to control Jarvis's posture but Jarvis avoids it.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to get back to half guard.
Jarvis thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to get back to half guard.
Jarvis scores with a couple of short elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny Jarvis dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kastelukannuberg slaps away a takedown attempt from Jarvis, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jarvis misses with a takedown attempt - Kastelukannuberg sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Johnny Jarvis is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jarvis shoots for a double leg takedown but Kastelukannuberg sprawls well. He's pushed Jarvis's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Jarvis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jarvis tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kastelukannuberg swivels and escapes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jarvis.
Kastelukannuberg tries to clinch but Jarvis moves out of range.
Jarvis shoots in for a takedown but Kastelukannuberg shows good takedown defense.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jarvis fails with a takedown attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kastelukannuberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jarvis is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Kastelukannuberg's half guard.
Jarvis not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to get back to full guard.
Kastelukannuberg is refusing to be controlled, as Jarvis sits in half guard.
Kastelukannuberg looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kastelukannuberg tries to roll over but Jarvis keeps him under control.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Jarvis pulls his head out easily.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to escape.
Kastelukannuberg avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jarvis.
Kastelukannuberg taking some punishment here, with Jarvis in his half guard.
Jarvis is looking to advance position but Kastelukannuberg won't allow it.
Jarvis winds up and cracks Kastelukannuberg with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to control Jarvis's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kastelukannuberg avoid being mounted?
Jarvis is looking to take a break and control but Kastelukannuberg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jarvis prevents Kastelukannuberg from standing back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kastelukannuberg is refusing to be controlled, as Jarvis sits in half guard.
Jarvis wants to free his trapped foot but Kastelukannuberg is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Jarvis winds up and cracks Kastelukannuberg with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Kastelukannuberg has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Jarvis is working away from the top position though.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Jarvis scores with a couple of nice shots.
Jarvis throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jarvis lands a nice short elbow.
Jarvis trying to control from half guard but Kastelukannuberg is working away.
Kastelukannuberg trying to control but Jarvis postures up.
Jarvis throwing shots but Kastelukannuberg is blocking nicely.
Jarvis drops an elbow to the side of Kastelukannuberg's head.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to control but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jarvis is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Jarvis prevents Kastelukannuberg from standing back up.
Kastelukannuberg wants to get back to full guard.
Jarvis working Kastelukannuberg over with strikes.
Nice strikes from Jarvis there.
Kastelukannuberg blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jarvis.
Jarvis working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jarvis not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jarvis wants to free his trapped foot but Kastelukannuberg is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Jarvis is thwarting Kastelukannuberg's attempts to control the position.
Jarvis is keen to just control but Kastelukannuberg is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny Jarvis dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Jarvis shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Kastelukannuberg manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Kastelukannuberg controlling the position.
Kastelukannuberg is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jarvis defends well.
Jarvis lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Jarvis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kastelukannuberg's head.
Jarvis trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jarvis accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jarvis stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kastelukannuberg swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kastelukannuberg looking for a guillotine here but Jarvis defends easily.
Jarvis sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kastelukannuberg's guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jarvis throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jarvis thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kastelukannuberg's head.
Kastelukannuberg has hold of Jarvis's hands but Jarvis slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Johnny Jarvis overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to control Jarvis's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kastelukannuberg avoid being mounted?
Jarvis is trying to control. Kastelukannuberg wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Kastelukannuberg wants to get back to his feet.
Jarvis lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Jarvis thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jarvis controlling the action here.
Kastelukannuberg pushes Jarvis off looking to stand but Jarvis dives back in and keeps control.
Jarvis is controlling the pace.
Jarvis slips a nice elbow through Kastelukannuberg's hands, connecting with Kastelukannuberg's forehead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jarvis throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Kastelukannuberg blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jarvis.
Jarvis working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jarvis lands strikes from half guard.
Jarvis trying to pass the guard but Kastelukannuberg defending well.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jarvis passes to side control.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to reverse the position.
Kastelukannuberg takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Kastelukannuberg takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Jarvis landing a few strikes.
Kastelukannuberg struggling a bit here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jarvis scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Kastelukannuberg to see if he's OK.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kastelukannuberg is trying to get back to his feet.
Jarvis looks up at the clock and then as Kastelukannuberg takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Jarvis smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Jarvis is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Kastelukannuberg knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Kastelukannuberg taking punishment in the form of punches.
Kastelukannuberg wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Jarvis creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Jarvis landing strikes.
Jarvis wants to control but Kastelukannuberg is keeping him busy.
You can see the frustration on Kastelukannuberg's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jarvis scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Kastelukannuberg to see if he's OK.
Jarvis wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Kastelukannuberg, who protects the arm well.
Kastelukannuberg is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Jarvis wants to free his trapped foot but Kastelukannuberg is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Kastelukannuberg avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jarvis.
Jarvis is pressing down on Kastelukannuberg's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kastelukannuberg is holding on for now.
Kastelukannuberg avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jarvis.
Johnny Jarvis is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jarvis looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to control Jarvis's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kastelukannuberg avoid being mounted?
Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jarvis prevents Kastelukannuberg from improving his position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Jarvis showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jarvis, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Jarvis!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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