PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kick Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Moore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moore has chosen Frank Klepacki - March to doom as his entrance music. Kick Ass has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Ass
vs
Moore

200 cm
23
270 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

169 cm
21
162 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Very strong

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Balco Boys - Hilo

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kick Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bobby Moore!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Dmitry Maklakov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moore.
Moore blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moore. Ass does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice cross by Moore.
Jab by Moore.
Ass throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Moore throws a body punch but Ass moves out of range.
Moore scores with a jab.
Ass dodges the punch combination from Moore.
Moore moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Moore avoids the head kick by Ass.
Ass fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Moore lands a slapping body shot.
Ass dodges the punch combination from Moore.
Moore steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ass. That one must have hurt.
Good leg kick by Ass there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ass throws a low kick but Moore avoids it.
Ass fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Moore is out of range.
Moore misses with the combination.
A punch combination from Moore misses.
Moore throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ass sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bobby Moore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moore ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ass moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moore moves out of range of the body kick from Ass.
Moore lands the left hand.
Ass ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Moore shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Ass eats them both and turns towards Moore to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Moore avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Ass takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Moore throws a nice looking combination but Ass bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ass throws a solid leg kick but Moore takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ass.
Ass attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ass tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Moore manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Moore fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ass does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ass tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Moore crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Ass - the referee stops the clock and Moore gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Ass. Moore manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Ass tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Moore paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Moore scores with a hook to the body. Ass takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Moore checks a leg kick nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Moore. Those never looked like landing.

Ass drives through and clinches with Moore against the cage.
Ass using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Moore has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ass scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Bobby Moore has been cut.
Ass landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moore lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ass wants to break free but Moore has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Moore.
Moore presses Ass against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ass lands a body shot.
Moore digs a right hand underneath Ass's ribcage. Ass let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Ass is breathing heavily.
Moore presses Ass against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Moore breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Moore scores with a jab.
Ass bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Moore tests Ass's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A punch combination from Moore misses.
Moore ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Left hook, right uppercut from Moore.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ass throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Moore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Moore throws a jab but it's blocked by Ass.
Ass looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Moore looks to land a combination. Ass sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Moore scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ass in his tracks.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ass lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Moore has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Moore and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ass shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Moore missing with a left hand there. Ass was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Moore connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ass momentarily.
Moore is working the combinations to good effect here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moore moves into range and connects with a jab.
Moore jabs Ass to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ass tries to land a front kick but Moore steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ass wants to clinch.
Ass finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A nice combination there by Moore.
Moore misses the shot to the body.
Ass drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Moore checks a leg kick nicely.
Moore throws a nice looking combination but Ass bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Moore loads up on a big right hand but Ass slips the punch.
Moore with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ass takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ass misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ass wants to land a leg kick but Moore is out of range.
Ass moves forwards but Moore connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Moore moves out of range of the leg kick from Ass.
Ass throws a quick inside leg kick.
Moore scores with a hook.
Moore is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Ass had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moore.
Ass slips a jab from Moore.
Moore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ass.
A punch combination from Moore misses.
Ass throws a solid leg kick but Moore takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ass.
Ass pivots, looking for a leg kick but Moore is out of range and Ass settles back down.
Ass takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Moore lands with a hook. Ass tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Moore lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Ass backs up against the cage.
Ass scoring well with a low kick there.
Ass tries a low kick but Moore avoids it.
Ass looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
No joy there for Moore, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Moore sizes up Ass with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Moore swings for the body but Ass moves out of range.
Ass avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ass shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Moore.
Good work by Moore as he checks the leg kick.
Moore connects with a jab.
A head kick misses from Ass.
Ass wants to clinch up but Moore keeps it at a distance.
Ass misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Moore dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Moore's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Moore throws a looping overhand right but Ass ducks down to avoid it.
Ass motions for Moore to come forward. Ass throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ass misses with a low kick.
Moore lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Ass displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Moore throws out the jab.
Moore throws a hook to the side of Ass's head but Ass sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Moore takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Bobby Moore seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Moore connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Moore throws a series of strikes that have Ass backpedaling.

Ass is rocked!

It looks like Kick Ass has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Moore steps in with a hook that catches Ass right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Moore follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Ass looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bobby Moore!