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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rusty Trombone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Insano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Insano has chosen Insano Laugh as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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182 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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175 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rusty Trombone!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Captain Insano!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Insano throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Insano pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Trombone really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Insano misses with a low kick.
Insano is looking to clinch.
Insano misses with a body kick.
Trombone clobbers Insano with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Trombone misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Insano misses with a body kick.
Trombone slips a jab from Insano.
Insano throws the kick towards the body but Trombone avoids it.
Insano throws a head kick that misses.
Insano tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Insano misses with a kick to the body.
Insano buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Insano misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Insano tries to clinch there but Trombone circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Insano. Trombone does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trombone jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Insano goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Insano.
Insano lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Trombone swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice uppercut lands for Trombone. That snapped Insano's head back.
Insano wants to clinch.
Insano throws a head kick but Trombone moves out of range.
Insano throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Insano lands a high kick!
Insano tries a head kick but it misses.
A shot to the liver by Trombone. Beautiful body shot.
Insano pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Trombone's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Trombone duly obliges.
Trombone steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Insano. That one must have hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trombone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Insano throws a head kick that misses
and Trombone counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Insano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Insano thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Trombone if he has to take too many more of those.
Insano tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Insano closes the distance but Trombone moves to the side
and Trombone counters with a stiff right hand.
Insano fakes the leg kick and cracks Trombone in the body.
Insano throws a lazy head kick
and Trombone counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Captain Insano is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Insano lands a head kick. Trombone smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Insano misses with a body kick.
Insano lands a front kick.
Insano throws a head kick that misses
and Trombone counters with a left to the body.
Trombone will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Insano moves to clinch but Trombone breaks away
and Trombone counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Insano can do anything to dispel that myth.
Trombone is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trombone trying to control the pace.
Insano wants to improve his position but Trombone is controlling well.
Insano looks like he's trying to stand up.
Trombone takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Insano gets full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Trombone postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Trombone not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Insano looking to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Trombone slips nicely into half guard.
Insano is looking to control Trombone's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Insano avoid being mounted?
Trombone is figuring out what he wants to do next.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rusty Trombone dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Trombone connects with a body shot.
Insano throws a lazy head kick
and Trombone counters with a nice uppercut.
Insano throws a body kick the misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Insano throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Insano throws a head kick but Trombone moves out of range.
Trombone is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Insano misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Insano misses with a kick to the body
and Trombone counters with a stiff right hand.
Insano wants to clinch but Trombone slips to the side
and Trombone counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Insano, right into the meat.
Trombone misses with the combination.
Insano tries to clinch but Trombone moves away
and Insano takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Insano looks to throw a body kick
and Trombone counters with a left and a right that stings Insano.
Insano thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Trombone if he has to take too many more of those.
Trombone throws a series of punches but Insano avoids them all with ease.
Insano connects with a solid leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Insano lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Trombone circles away from the clinch attempt
and Trombone counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Insano closes the distance but Trombone moves to the side
and Trombone counters with a nice body kick.
Rusty Trombone is winning the standup battle so far.
Insano is breathing heavily.
Trombone checks a low kick from Insano.
Nice body kick from Insano.
Insano throws a sloppy head kick
and Trombone counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Insano thinking.
A nice inside leg kick there by Insano. That's going to slow Trombone down.
Insano tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Trombone to counter with a crisp jab.
Insano throws a lazy head kick
and Trombone counters with a shoot takedown. Insano fights it but they end up in guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trombone slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Trombone postures up and lands a big shot to Insano's brow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trombone is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Trombone seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Insano for as long as he can get away with.
Insano looking for a sweep. Not yet Insano, not yet.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Rusty Trombone wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Insano throws a head kick but Trombone moves out of range.
Trombone misses with an uppercut.
Trombone will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Trombone cracks Insano with an open hand slap.
Insano wants to clinch
and Trombone counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Insano tries to clinch but Trombone is having none of it.
Insano looks to clinch
and Trombone counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Insano lands a head kick!
Insano looks to land a left hand but Trombone moved out of range nicely.
Trombone misses with a wild combination.
Insano tries to land a leg kick but Trombone saw it coming and moves away.
Insano throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Insano throws a head kick that misses
and Insano takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Trombone circles away from the clinch attempt
and Trombone counters with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Insano.
Insano scoring well with a low kick there.
Insano throws out a loose jab but Trombone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Insano misses with a head kick.
Rusty Trombone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Insano tries to close the distance and clinch up but Trombone swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Insano darts in trying to clinch
and Trombone counters with a nice uppercut.
Insano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Insano tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Trombone counters with a nice kick to the body.
Insano connects with a leg kick. Trombone looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Insano tries to clinch but Trombone moves away
and Trombone counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Insano throws a head kick that misses.
Captain Insano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Insano throws a sloppy head kick and Trombone moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rusty Trombone dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Insano with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Insano misses with the body kick
and Trombone counters with a series of strikes. Insano will be more careful next time no doubt.
It looks like Captain Insano has been cut.
Insano misses with a kick to the body
enabling Trombone to counter with a crisp jab.
Insano is rocked!
Trombone throws a monster overhand right that drops Insano! Trombone follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rusty Trombone!
Rusty Trombone retains his welterweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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