PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simo Kuassimo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Inyourbutt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inyourbutt has chosen Burning Spear - Workshop as his entrance music. Al Inyourbutt has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Simo Kuassimo's chin.

Kuassimo
vs
Inyourbutt

185 cm
21
217 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

197 cm
23
214 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Nordic Nutrition (160 Recovery $160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Simo Kuassimo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Al Inyourbutt!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuassimo tries a head kick but it misses.
Inyourbutt connects with a jab.

It looks like Simo Kuassimo has been cut.
Kuassimo throws a body kick that misses.
Kuassimo stuffs the takedown attempt from Inyourbutt. Inyourbutt gets slowly back to his feet.
Kuassimo slaps away a takedown attempt from Inyourbutt, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Inyourbutt blocks a head kick by Kuassimo.
Kuassimo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Inyourbutt looks for a takedown but Kuassimo sprawls well.
Simo Kuassimo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Al Inyourbutt.
Kuassimo misses with a head kick.
Inyourbutt lands with an overhand left.
Kuassimo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Inyourbutt throws out the jab.
Inyourbutt throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kuassimo on the side of the head.
Simo Kuassimo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kuassimo throws a low kick but Inyourbutt avoids it.
Inyourbutt fails with the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuassimo misses with a kick to the body.
Kuassimo throws the kick towards the body but Inyourbutt avoids it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kuassimo. That's going to slow Inyourbutt down.
Kuassimo throws a leg kick which misses Inyourbutt's front leg but catches the back leg as Inyourbutt tries to avoid it.
Inyourbutt takes one to the chin there.
Kuassimo thumps Inyourbutt with a low kick.
Inyourbutt looks to land a right hand but Kuassimo moved out of range.
Kuassimo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Inyourbutt.
Inyourbutt looks to land a combination but Kuassimo avoids it well.
That kick from Kuassimo tenderised Inyourbutt's leg. Inyourbutt is trying to keep his angry face on.
Inyourbutt looks gassed!
Kuassimo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kuassimo throws a series of strikes that have Inyourbutt backpedaling.
Kuassimo thumps Inyourbutt with a low kick.
Inyourbutt takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuassimo lands an overhand right.
Inyourbutt is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kuassimo is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Inyourbutt.
Inyourbutt walks into a jab.

Inyourbutt is rocked!
Inyourbutt drops his hands momentarily and Kuassimo needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Inyourbutt just on the top of the head. Inyourbutt drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Inyourbutt - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Simo Kuassimo!