PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between lolcake roflcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grant VanWinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). VanWinkle comes into a darkened arena with his song building. AC/DC - For Those About To Rock kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

roflcake
vs
VanWinkle

186 cm
18
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

194 cm
24
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, lolcake roflcake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Grant VanWinkle!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksandr Martynov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
VanWinkle thows a left - swing and a miss!
VanWinkle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
VanWinkle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but roflcake manages to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from VanWinkle.
VanWinkle displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from roflcake.
VanWinkle scores with a leg kick.
VanWinkle misses with a wild body shot.
roflcake shoots in for a double leg but VanWinkle sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
VanWinkle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

roflcake tries to keep at a distance but VanWinkle has taken the fight into the clinch.
VanWinkle gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from roflcake.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for lolcake roflcake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
VanWinkle lands a nice knee to the body.
roflcake is breathing heavily.
roflcake tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. VanWinkle smiles and moves away.
roflcake leaves VanWinkle with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick from VanWinkle lands but roflcake takes it in his stride.

It looks like lolcake roflcake has been cut.
VanWinkle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
VanWinkle is trying hard to land a takedown here. roflcake sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
roflcake shoots in for a takedown but VanWinkle shows good takedown defense.
VanWinkle wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

VanWinkle clinches up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
VanWinkle crunches a lovely knee into roflcake's ribcage.
VanWinkle utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by VanWinkle.
VanWinkle scores with a knee to the head.

VanWinkle successfully pulls guard.

VanWinkle wriggles free and stands up.
Grant VanWinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

VanWinkle closes the distance and clinches.
VanWinkle connects with a nasty looking knee right to roflcake's face.
VanWinkle with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
VanWinkle has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. roflcake is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
VanWinkle landing knees to the body.
VanWinkle has roflcake pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. roflcake manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
VanWinkle with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by VanWinkle.
VanWinkle connects with a knee to the head.
VanWinkle utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, VanWinkle throws an elbow but misses.
VanWinkle landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Come on VanWinkle - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

VanWinkle pulls guard.

roflcake drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and VanWinkle dives on top into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
VanWinkle trying to control but roflcake is working from the bottom.
VanWinkle trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
roflcake avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
VanWinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but roflcake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
roflcake working a defensive guard here.
VanWinkle slips nicely into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with VanWinkle in particular looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
VanWinkle thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed roflcake's head.
VanWinkle not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
VanWinkle wants to lay and pray for a moment but roflcake keeps working.
roflcake blocking the ground and pound attempt from VanWinkle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
VanWinkle thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed roflcake's head.
roflcake blocking the ground and pound attempt from VanWinkle.
VanWinkle has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
VanWinkle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
roflcake taking some punishment here, with VanWinkle in his half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
VanWinkle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Still in half guard, VanWinkle seems content to control.
VanWinkle sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. roflcake defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grant VanWinkle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on lolcake roflcake's cut.
That's time! roflcake's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

VanWinkle tries to clinch up but roflcake circles away and keeps his distance.
VanWinkle stuffs the takedown.
VanWinkle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

VanWinkle sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks roflcake to the ground! VanWinkle dives into full mount looking to finish!

roflcake is rocked!
VanWinkle drops a big elbow. That's hurt roflcake! More shots from VanWinkle and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grant VanWinkle!