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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stanislav Godlike (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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270 lbs
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228 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Dangerous GnP
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Stanislav Godlike!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Roosa J�rvil�inen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Godlike shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ferguson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Ferguson misses with a hook. Godlike ducked under it nicely.
Ferguson dips to his left and cracks Godlike with an uppercut!
Godlike will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ferguson lands a lovely overhand right.
Ferguson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Godlike.
Ferguson looks to score with a jab to the body but Godlike is just out of range.
Godlike misses with a body shot
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.
Godlike pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice shot by Ferguson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Godlike misses with a wild body shot.
Godlike misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ferguson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Godlike throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ferguson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ferguson throws a low kick but Godlike moves out of range easily.
Godlike swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Godlike is breathing heavily.
Godlike throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ferguson's waist but Ferguson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Godlike off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stanislav Godlike. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! Ferguson slams his shin into Godlike's torso.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ferguson. Godlike does a little dance to reset his feet.
Godlike tries to clinch there but Ferguson circles away.
Ferguson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Godlike rather than just go for the knockout.
Godlike tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily
and Ferguson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ferguson leaning his opponent against the cage.
Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Godlike takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ferguson has managed to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Left hook, right uppercut from Ferguson.
It looks like Stanislav Godlike has been cut.
Ferguson lands with a shot to the body.
Ferguson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Godlike makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Godlike gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Godlike.
Ferguson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Godlike is defended easily by Ferguson.
Godlike misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferguson fails with the takedown.
Stanislav Godlike seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Godlike lands a nice shot to the body.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stanislav Godlike's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Ferguson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Godlike misses with a body shot.
Godlike falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ferguson counters with a three punch combo that has Godlike backing up. Godlike nods at Ferguson to acknowledge the strikes.
Godlike misses with a two punch combination.
Godlike lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Godlike throws a right and a left that Ferguson avoids nicely.
Ferguson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Godlike doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.
Godlike looks to land a combination but Ferguson avoids it well.
Godlike swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Godlike misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Godlike wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Godlike changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ferguson fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Godlike throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Godlike takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ferguson thows a body shot but no joy.
Ferguson lands with a hook. Godlike tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Godlike throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Godlike swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Godlike is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Godlike goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ferguson prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stanislav Godlike. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson jumps into guard, dragging Godlike to the mat.
Godlike throws and elbow that misses. Ferguson uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Godlike's guard. Nice move by Ferguson!
Ferguson gets to his feet. Godlike looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Godlike tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Godlike lands a jab-cross combination.
Godlike tries to clinch up but Ferguson circles away and keeps his distance.
Godlike throws a combination that misses
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Godlike lands a body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Godlike as Ferguson shoots in.
Godlike shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ferguson as he jumps to the side.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Stanislav Godlike will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Stanislav Godlike's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Ferguson swings for the body but Godlike moves out of range.
Godlike throws a right and a left that both miss.
Godlike fails to land the takedown.
Godlike wants to clinch but Ferguson slips to the side
and Ferguson counters with a left to the body.
Godlike throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ferguson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Godlike uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ferguson.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Godlike works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Godlike throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson thuds a left hand into Godlike's body.
Ferguson gets a clinch.
Ferguson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Godlike throws a sloppy body shot
and Ferguson counters with a three punch combo that has Godlike backing up. Godlike nods at Ferguson to acknowledge the strikes.
Godlike tries to move into range but Ferguson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ferguson misses with a hook.
Godlike misses with a wild combination.
Ferguson fails with the takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Godlike thuds a left hand into Ferguson's body.
Turd Ferguson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Godlike closes the distance and clinches up with Ferguson, looking for a takedown. Godlike pushes Ferguson against the cage but Ferguson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Godlike jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Godlike checks the leg kick nicely there.
Godlike throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ferguson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ferguson avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Godlike misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters by clinching up.
Ferguson breaks from the clinch.
Ferguson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Godlike lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Godlike scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ferguson in his tracks.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Godlike. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Godlike tries to clinch up
and Ferguson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A combination from Godlike does no damage.
Godlike fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Godlike punishes Ferguson's body with a nice straight punch.
Godlike scores with a one two! Ferguson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Turd Ferguson.
Well Ferguson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa J�rvil�inen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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