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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Del Homosapien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yonsil Clanger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homosapien's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Buju Banton - Not An Easy Road. The crowd seem to be enjoying Clanger's choice of entrance music: Little Jinder - Youth Blood (12th Planet and Flinch Remix) . Del Homosapien has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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142 lbs
17 - 4 - 1 |
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141 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Del Homosapien!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Yonsil Clanger!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Edson Gomes and Mauricio Rocha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping body kick lands there for Clanger.
Clanger moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Nice body kick from Clanger.
Homosapien looks to land a right hand but Clanger moved out of range.
Nice body kick there by Clanger.
Clanger cracks Homosapien with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Clanger misses the jab.
Homosapien misses with a takedown attempt
and Clanger counters with a good low kick that Homosapien was not able to check.
Homosapien misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clanger.
Homosapien looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Clanger!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Clanger working to try and regain half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Clanger is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Clanger is looking to get to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Homosapien looking to finish with strikes here!
Homosapien throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Homosapien misses with a head shot.
Homosapien wants to control the action but instead Clanger gets a body lock and reverses into Homosapien's guard! Nice work!
Homosapien keeping moving, preventing Clanger from controlling successfully.
Homosapien utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Clanger tries to free his leg and advance position but Homosapien is retaining full guard.
Clanger working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Clanger trying to control but Homosapien is working from the bottom.
Homosapien has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Homosapien utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Clanger accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Clanger trying to control but Homosapien is working from the bottom.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Homosapien being controlled here, momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Yonsil Clanger.
Clanger slips under a jab.
Homosapien shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Homosapien sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Clanger's guard.
Homosapien working the head and body with strikes.
Homosapien missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Homosapien is thwarting Clanger's attempts to control the position.
Clanger wants to improve his position but Homosapien is controlling well.
Clanger wants to control but Homosapien is keeping busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clanger tries to get to full guard but Homosapien has control of the leg.
Homosapien sitting and controlling from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yonsil Clanger dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Clanger feints a jab promting Homosapien to slip. Clanger then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Homosapien slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Clanger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Homosapien steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Clanger. That one must have hurt.
A slapping body kick lands there for Clanger.
Homosapien checks a leg kick nicely.
Clanger misses with an attempted mid kick.
Clanger lands a nice looking body kick.
Clanger feints and then cracks Homosapien's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Homosapien down.
Clanger misses with a kick to the body.
Clanger throws a push kick but Homosapien slaps the foot to one side.
Homosapien blocks the body kick.
Homosapien misses with a straight right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Clanger pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yonsil Clanger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Homosapien looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Homosapien throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Homosapien is keen to just control but Clanger is a slippery customer.
Homosapien is looking to advance position but Clanger won't allow it.
Clanger trying to control from the bottom.
Homosapien not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Clanger is trying to maintain the position but Homosapien is very close to passing his half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clanger is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Homosapien's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Homosapien's back!
Clanger missing with strikes from the back.
Even with his hooks in, Clanger manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Homosapien looking very determined here, making life difficult for Clanger.
Clanger punches the canvas rather than the man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien manages to escape to a better position under a series of strikes. Clanger is now in side control.
Homosapien dodges the ground and pound from Clanger.
Clanger wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Homosapien, who protects the arm well.
Clanger wants to lay and pray for a moment but Homosapien keeps working.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Clanger working the strikes but Homosapien uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Clanger throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Clanger wants to pass to mount but Homosapien is defending the position.
Homosapien makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Homosapien.
Clanger tries to free his leg and advance position but Homosapien is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yonsil Clanger showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Clanger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Homosapien.
Clanger lands a leg kick that knocks Homosapien off balance momentarily.
Clanger displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Homosapien throws out the jab.
Homosapien decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Homosapien throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Homosapien not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Homosapien passes to side control.
Clanger looks to move to half guard but instead Homosapien has passed into mount! Damn!
Homosapien breaks from Clanger's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Clanger is desperately trying to improve his position but Homosapien has a good base and remains in mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger wants to control but Homosapien is having none of it.
Homosapien scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Clanger?
A nice elbow there by Homosapien.
Clanger is wriggling around trying to escape.
Clanger tries to hold on but Homosapien pushes him away.
A nice elbow there by Homosapien.
Clanger manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Clanger is refusing to be controlled, as Homosapien sits in half guard.
Homosapien missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Homosapien prevents Clanger from improving his position.
Homosapien missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Homosapien is stalling here. Clanger is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Homosapien seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Clanger has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Homosapien defending against the ground and pound.
Clanger working away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger wants to lay and pray for a moment but Homosapien keeps working.
Clanger throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Clanger passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Homosapien!
Clanger putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Clanger trying to control but Homosapien is having none of it.
Clanger sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clanger trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Homosapien is in a horrible position here. Clanger smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Clanger can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Homosapien is looking to escape.
Del Homosapien overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Clanger throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Del Homosapien did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Homosapien looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Homosapien is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clanger.
Clanger throws a body kick that misses.
Homosapien loads up on a big right hand but Clanger slips the punch.
Homosapien throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Clanger tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Homosapien is in Clanger's guard.
Clanger trying to keep a closed guard but Homosapien is proving a slippery customer.
Clanger keeping moving, preventing Homosapien from controlling successfully.
Clanger is looking for a triangle but Homosapien pushes his legs off easily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Clanger is on top in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger trying to control the position from guard on top but Homosapien is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Homosapien keeping full guard, as Clanger tries to pass.
Clanger trying to control but Homosapien is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Clanger is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Yonsil Clanger hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Clanger blocks a jab.
Homosapien fails with the takedown
and Clanger makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Clanger throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Clanger thows a body kick. Homosapien tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien moves out of range as Clanger throws a body kick.
Homosapien is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Clanger's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Clanger stuffs the takedown attempt from Homosapien. Homosapien gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Del Homosapien. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Clanger thuds his shin into the meat of Homosapien's side.
Clanger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Homosapien takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Clanger lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Clanger lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Clanger misses with a low kick.
Clanger displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Homosapien.
Homosapien moves out of range as Clanger throws a body kick.
Clanger leaves Homosapien with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien blocks a head kick by Clanger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Homosapien. Clanger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Homosapien gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Clanger finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Homosapien will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Clanger bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Clanger is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Homosapien's half guard.
Clanger wants to lay and pray for a moment but Homosapien keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yonsil Clanger dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Homosapien's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Clanger. Homosapien shrugs it off though.
Clanger bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Homosapien misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clanger.
Clanger throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Clanger lands a nice looking body kick.
Clanger fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd cheers as Clanger lands an impressive looking overhand right. Homosapien doesn't seem phased though.
Clanger throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Homosapien defending well as Clanger loads up on a big left hand.
Nice takedown defense from Homosapien. No joy for Clanger on that attempt.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Clanger throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Homosapien on the side of the head.
Homosapien thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Homosapien takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Homosapien looks to land a right hand but Clanger moved out of range.
Homosapien avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Homosapien fails with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters circling a little - Clanger finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Clanger looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Clanger lands with a nice body kick.
Clanger throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Clanger tries to land a front kick but Homosapien steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Homosapien fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Clanger moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Yonsil Clanger seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Clanger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Clanger connects with a leg kick. Homosapien looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Clanger is looking to land body kicks.
Clanger misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Homosapien moves out of range as Clanger throws a body kick.
Clanger misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clanger throws a quick inside leg kick.
Homosapien looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Clanger lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Homosapien!
Clanger working for a submission but Homosapien is keeping him at bay.
Yonsil Clanger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger content just to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Homosapien is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Clanger breaks from Homosapien's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Clanger thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Del Homosapien has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clanger looking to control but Homosapien is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
And that's the end of the fight!
Yonsil Clanger comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Clanger has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 46:49
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 46:49
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 46:49
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yonsil Clanger! Yonsil Clanger retains his bantamweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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