PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Tom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jussi Donatello Maansiirtokone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tom comes to the cage accompanied by Turbonegro - Wasted Again. Happy Tom is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Tom
vs
Donatello Maansiirtokone

190 cm
24
210 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

182 cm
20
224 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
World class boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Happy Tom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jussi Donatello Maansiirtokone!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tom bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tom misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maansiirtokone.
Tom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Maansiirtokone moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Maansiirtokone darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Tom is looking to control Maansiirtokone's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Tom avoid being mounted?
Maansiirtokone throws a strike but Tom avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Tom looking for a sweep. Not yet Tom, not yet.
Maansiirtokone trying to control but Tom is working from the bottom.

Tom looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Tom looking to control.

Tom isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Maansiirtokone stacks Tom on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Maansiirtokone!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maansiirtokone throwing strikes but Tom manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Tom moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Tom throwing strikes but Maansiirtokone manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Maansiirtokone working the head and body with strikes.
Tom tries to buck Maansiirtokone off but Maansiirtokone is having none of it.
Maansiirtokone is putting a hurting on Tom here, landing some big shots from side control.
Maansiirtokone working the ground and pound but Tom is defending the strikes.
Maansiirtokone throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Maansiirtokone scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Tom to see if he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tom regains half guard.

Tom is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Maansiirtokone pulls his head out easily.
Tom works his way to full guard. Good work.

Tom had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Maansiirtokone defends it easily.
Tom wants to sweep here but Maansiirtokone controlling him for the moment.
Maansiirtokone missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Maansiirtokone throws a strike but Tom rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Tom trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Maansiirtokone is keeping the position for now.
Maansiirtokone pulls Tom in close to prevent any damage.
Tom won't allow Maansiirtokone to sweep him here.
Tom postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Tom looking to pass the guard.
Tom throws a big right hand that misses.
Tomis looking to pass into half guard but Maansiirtokone pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Maansiirtokone is in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Tom is on top in guard.
Tom trying to control the position from guard on top but Maansiirtokone is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Maansiirtokone has his feet on Tom's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Maansiirtokone gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tom.

It looks like Jussi Donatello Maansiirtokone has been cut.
Tom throws a head kick but Maansiirtokone moves out of range.
A shot to the body from Maansiirtokone misses
and Tom counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Maansiirtokone looks gassed!
Tom drops Maansiirtokone with a big left hand! Maansiirtokone is injured, injured bad! Tom jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Tom!