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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tong Po (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rumple Foreskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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222 lbs
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215 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tong Po!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rumple Foreskin!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foreskin misses with a leg kick.
Foreskin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Foreskin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Foreskin closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Po quickly recovers to half guard.
Foreskin is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Foreskin seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Foreskin seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Foreskin wants to lay and pray for a moment but Po keeps working.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Foreskin in particular looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Foreskin landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Foreskin looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Rumple Foreskin was stalling too much, according to the referee.
A chopping leg kick lands by Po.
Po with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Po lets loose with a powerful body kick. Foreskin will feel that in the morning.
Foreskin looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Foreskin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Po.
Foreskin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Po lands a head kick. Foreskin smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
It looks like Rumple Foreskin has been cut.
Foreskin on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Po connects with a solid leg kick.
Po connects with an inside leg kick.
Po lands a big head kick that sends Foreskin tumbling to the mat! Po takes a step backwards and waves Foreskin back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Foreskin is rocked!
Foreskin on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Foreskin is still on wobbly legs! Can Po finish him?
Po finds Foreskin's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Foreskin flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Po lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Foreskin will be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tong Po!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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