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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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218 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Paul Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Sergei Dronov and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker misses with a few strikes there.
Zhirinovsky is trying hard to land a takedown here. Parker sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Zhirinovsky shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Parker but Parker pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Zhirinovsky tries to score a power double leg takedown but Parker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Zhirinovsky somewhat.
Paul Parker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky ducks right into an uppercut from Parker.
A jab from Parker misses.
Zhirinovsky looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Parker!
Parker looks out of his depth in this position - he's holding on tight.
Zhirinovsky pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Parker knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Zhirinovsky on the ground.
Zhirinovsky lands with some strikes.
Parker can't escape the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker is working hard here to advance position.
Parker wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zhirinovsky punishing his opponent with strikes.
Zhirinovsky with shots to the head and body - Parker looks very uncomfortable down there.
It looks like Paul Parker has been cut.
Zhirinovsky trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Zhirinovsky cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Paul Parker's cut is getting worse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Parker on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Parker tries to get out of the position.
Zhirinovsky thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Zhirinovsky thowing shots but they're missing.
Parker is working to get back to half guard.
Zhirinovsky scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Parker?
Zhirinovsky unloads with some shots from mount but Parker bucks and avoids them well.
Parker working to try and regain half guard.
Parker is squirming around, avoiding Zhirinovsky's attempts to control the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker is in a horrible position here. Zhirinovsky smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Zhirinovsky breaks from Parker's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Zhirinovsky working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Paul Parker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zhirinovsky lands with some strikes.
Jeez, Paul Parker's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Paul Parker's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
52% |
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