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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction comes to the cage accompanied by Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. Ryan Taylor has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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165 lbs
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167 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ryan Taylor!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Ivan Kurochkin and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destruction takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Destruction fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Taylor is out of range.
Destruction looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Taylor misses the shot to the body.
Taylor checks a low kick from Destruction.
Destruction pushes Taylor away with a front kick.
Taylor scores a takedown into full mount!
Taylor landing strikes from the mount and Destruction is in trouble!
Destruction tries to lock up and control but Taylor gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Destruction holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Taylor tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Taylor has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Destruction wants to control but Taylor is having none of it.
Taylor throws some wild stikes that Destruction manages to avoid easily.
Destruction tries to hold on but Taylor postures up.
Destruction is looking to improve his position but Taylor isn't that keen on the idea.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction tries to hold on but Taylor postures up.
Taylor lands a nice shot to the head.
Destruction tries to lock up and control but Taylor gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Destruction is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Destruction is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Taylor lands a big shot there that rocks Destruction but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Destruction is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Destruction tries to hold on but Taylor postures up.
Taylor thowing shots but they're missing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Taylor landing punches.
Taylor avoids the attempt from Destruction to control.
Destruction tries to reverse the position but Taylor maintains control.
Taylor cracks Destruction with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Destruction bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Taylor is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Taylor looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor is trying to work for a kimura but Destruction is defending well.
Destruction wants to control but Taylor is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Taylor lands with a punch from half guard.
Taylor sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Destruction defending well though.
Taylor wants to control but Destruction is keeping him busy.
Ground and pound from Taylor.
Destruction is looking for a sweep. Taylor is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Destruction looks like he's trying to stand up.
Taylor trying to control the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Taylor thows a huge punch but Destruction dodges it nicely.
Destruction is looking for a sweep. Taylor is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Taylor lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Taylor is trying to control the action in half guard but Destruction is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Taylor throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Destruction is trying to maintain the position but Taylor is very close to passing his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Taylor winds up and cracks Destruction with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Destruction is not content to let Taylor control the position.
Destruction pushes Taylor off looking to stand but Taylor dives back in and keeps control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ryan Taylor dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Taylor looks to land a combination but Destruction avoids it well.
Taylor scores a takedown into full mount!
Taylor can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Destruction is looking to escape.
Taylor jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Destruction is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Destruction and Taylor has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Taylor throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Destruction works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Destruction keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Destruction is looking for a sweep. Taylor is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Taylor not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Destruction trying to control here.
Taylor thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Destruction's head.
Taylor wants to pass the guard but Destruction is defending well.
Destruction is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Taylor is looking for a kimura but Destruction is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Taylor to get the leverage.
Taylor is figuring out what he wants to do next.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Taylor's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Destruction avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Taylor.
Taylor takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Destruction is defending against the submission attempts here by Taylor.
Destruction is looking for a sweep. Taylor is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Destruction is controlling Taylor's trapped leg to prevent Taylor from advancing to side control.
Destruction is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor wants to control but Destruction is keeping him busy.
Taylor is thwarting Destruction's attempts to control the position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Taylor checks a low kick from Destruction.
Destruction connects with a solid leg kick.
Destruction fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Taylor manages to avoid it.
Taylor blocks a head kick by Destruction.
Destruction is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Destruction throws a hook but Taylor avoids it easily.
Destruction slips a straight right by Taylor.
Taylor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Destruction tries to move into range but Taylor moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Destruction looks for the body kick but Taylor saw that one coming.
Destruction tries to close the distance and clinch up but Taylor swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Destruction misses with a low kick as Taylor jumps back.
Destruction throws a wild body kick that Taylor sees coming a mile off.
Destruction throws out a loose jab but Taylor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Destruction misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Taylor fails to land with a series of punches.
Taylor keeps the fight on the outside.
Taylor changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Destruction tries to avoid it but Taylor manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Destruction to the ground. Destruction escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Destruction throws a low kick but it's checked well by Taylor.
Dick Destruction seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Destruction fails with an attempt to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Destruction misses with a low kick.
Destruction takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Taylor lands a jab to the nose.
Destruction lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ryan Taylor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Destruction is looking to clinch.
Taylor slips under a jab from Destruction.
Destruction stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Destruction wants it to stay on the feet.
Taylor keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Destruction steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Taylor.
Destruction throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Destruction moves in looking to clinch but Taylor pushes him off.
Taylor takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Destruction lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Destruction lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Taylor has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Taylor and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Destruction throws a quick inside leg kick.
Destruction throws a push kick but Taylor slaps the foot to one side.
Destruction throws a hook to the side of Taylor's head but Taylor sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Destruction throws a leg kick which misses Taylor's front leg but catches the back leg as Taylor tries to avoid it.
Taylor lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Destruction circles away quickly and effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction misses with a head kick.
Destruction tries to clinch there but Taylor circles away.
Taylor takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Taylor takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Destruction, right into the meat.
Destruction thows a left - swing and a miss!
Taylor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Destruction.
Taylor shoots in for a takedown but Destruction shows good takedown defense.
Taylor takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Destruction plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Taylor looks for a takedown but Destruction sprawls well.
Dick Destruction has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ryan Taylor.
Taylor takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A nice leg kick lands there from Destruction.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Destruction lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Taylor has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Taylor and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Destruction throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taylor avoids a kick to the body.
Dick Destruction is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Taylor misses.
Destruction misses with a head kick.
Destruction is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Destruction fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Taylor has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Taylor jabs Destruction right on the nose. Destruction blinks but takes it well.
A slapping leg kick lands for Destruction.
Taylor moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Taylor checks the leg kick nicely there.
Destruction tries a head kick but it misses.
Taylor avoids the head kick by Destruction.
Taylor shoots in and drives through. Destruction sprawls well.
Destruction bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor checks the leg kick nicely there.
Taylor avoids the body shot from Destruction.
Destruction throws a low kick but Taylor avoids it.
Destruction fails with an attempt to clinch.
Taylor misses with a wild body shot.
Destruction connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Destruction misses with a hook to the body
and Taylor counters with a stiff right hand.
Destruction scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick from Destruction lands but Taylor takes it in his stride.
Good work by Taylor as he checks the leg kick.
Destruction wants to land a leg kick but Taylor is out of range.
Taylor's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A low kick from Destruction is predictable there
and Taylor counters with a nice body shot.
Destruction tries to clinch but Taylor moves away
and Taylor counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Destruction!
Destruction tries to hold on but Taylor postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction tries to reverse the position but Taylor maintains control.
The referee warns Destruction that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Taylor goes for an armbar but Destruction turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Destruction.
Destruction throws a big right hand that misses.
Destruction postures up in Taylor's guard and throws a big left but Taylor blocks it.
Ryan Taylor has got the better of the ground game so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Destruction looking to sit in guard and control but Taylor gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Destruction bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Taylor's guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Destruction showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Taylor has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight for Ryan Taylor!
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight for Dick Destruction!
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight for Ryan Taylor!
Ryan Taylor wins by split decision!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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