PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Luscious Canonfodder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dillinger Escape Plan - 43% Burnt. Luscious Canonfodder could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Carl Jones's chin.

Canonfodder
vs
Jones

178 cm
21
155 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

173 cm
25
163 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

FULL METAL GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Luscious Canonfodder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Carl Jones!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones tries to clinch but Canonfodder moves out of range.
Canonfodder slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Canonfodder swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Canonfodder swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jones tries to clinch up but Canonfodder circles away and keeps his distance.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch combination from Canonfodder misses.
Jones shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Canonfodder manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jones wants to clinch.
Jones shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Canonfodder pinned against the cage. Canonfodder gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jones is looking to clinch but Canonfodder is avoiding it.
Canonfodder pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jones is out of range and Canonfodder settles back down.
Jones pivots, looking for a leg kick but Canonfodder is out of range and Jones settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Canonfodder swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jones fails with an attempt to clinch.
Canonfodder loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Jones tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Canonfodder manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Canonfodder swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Canonfodder swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jones tries to clinch there but Canonfodder circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jones dodges the punch combination from Canonfodder.
Jones tries to clinch up.
Jones misses with a takedown attempt - Canonfodder sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jones is looking to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Luscious Canonfodder dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jones.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Canonfodder.
Jones tries to clinch up but Canonfodder circles away and keeps his distance.
Carl Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones tries to clinch but Canonfodder is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones tries for a takedown but Canonfodder sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Canonfodder paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Canonfodder as he avoids it easily.
Luscious Canonfodder has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carl Jones.
Jones wants to clinch up but Canonfodder keeps it at a distance.
Jones fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Canonfodder misses with a two punch combination.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jones moves in looking to clinch but Canonfodder pushes him off.
Jones throws a combination that misses
and Canonfodder connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones closes the distance but Canonfodder moves to the side
and Canonfodder counters with a slapping leg kick.
Jones lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Canonfodder moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Canonfodder throws a big shot that misses.
Jones wants to clinch but Canonfodder slips to the side
and Canonfodder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jones tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Canonfodder counters with a nice uppercut.
Jones looks to clinch
and Canonfodder counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jones tries to clinch
and Canonfodder counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jones closes the distance but Canonfodder moves to the side
enabling Canonfodder to counter with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Luscious Canonfodder dominated that second round.
That's time! Canonfodder's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Left hook, right uppercut from Canonfodder.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones moves to clinch but Canonfodder breaks away
and Canonfodder connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones closes the distance but Canonfodder moves to the side
and Canonfodder counters with a two punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canonfodder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Jones closes the distance looking to clinch
and Canonfodder counters with a straight right hand.
Canonfodder throws a leg kick but Jones moved away.
Canonfodder waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jones.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Canonfodder scores with a jab to the head.
Luscious Canonfodder is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Canonfodder throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
Canonfodder lands a slapping body shot.
Canonfodder closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Canonfodder swinging wildly here.
Canonfodder misses with a few strikes there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jones there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jones tries for a takedown but Canonfodder sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jones tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Canonfodder counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Carl Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jones tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Canonfodder counters with a one-two to the body.
Jones throws a front kick aimed at Canonfodder's knee but Canonfodder avoids it well.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A low kick from Canonfodder misses
and Jones counters with a leg kick.
Canonfodder throws a jab when Jones was well out of range.
Luscious Canonfodder is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jones throws a series of punches but Canonfodder avoids them all with ease.

And that's the end of the fight!
Luscious Canonfodder showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Canonfodder has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Luscious Canonfodder!