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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul The Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Fatsack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Punisher comes to the cage accompanied by Enter Sandman. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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185 cm
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210 lbs
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188 cm
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215 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul The Punisher! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Fatsack! The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! No luck for The Punisher with that takedown attempt. Fatsack throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fatsack clinches. The Punisher tries to land knees in the clinch but Fatsack avoids the damage to the body. The Punisher stalling in the clinch.
Fatsack drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The Punisher drops down looking for an ankle pick but Fatsack pulls his leg out and moves away.
Fatsack stuffs the takedown. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Paul The Punisher. That's going to take a lot out of him. The Punisher looks for a takedown but Fatsack sprawls well. The Punisher tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fatsack swivels and escapes. Nice sprawl there from Fatsack as The Punisher shoots in. The fighters circling - The Punisher throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Fatsack misses with a few strikes there.
The Punisher shoots for a double leg takedown but Fatsack sprawls well. He's pushed The Punisher's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. The Punisher is breathing heavily. Fatsack looks to land a combination but The Punisher avoids it well. The Punisher tries to clinch but Fatsack moves away and Fatsack counters with an inside leg kick. The Punisher shoots and misses and Fatsack counters with a nice double leg into half guard. Fatsack wants to control but The Punisher is keeping him busy.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fatsack is taking a breather. The Punisher says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something. The Punisher is not content to let Fatsack control the position. The Punisher won't allow Fatsack to pass to mount. Fatsack is trying to control the action in half guard but The Punisher is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Fatsack is nestled in close to The Punisher, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. Fatsack shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Fatsack showed some decent athleticism there. Fatsack not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fatsack is just content to waste time from the top position. The Punisher takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard. Fatsack works over The Punisher with some ground and pound from guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Fatsack looking to pass the guard. Fatsack trying to control but The Punisher is working from the bottom. Fatsack trying to stand up but can't free himself from The Punisher's guard. Fatsack gets to his feet. The Punisher looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fatsack misses with a two punch combination.
The Punisher gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Fatsack counters by moving into the clinch. The Punisher looking to stall.
Fatsack breaks from the clinch.
Fatsack rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Punisher moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Fatsack gets in close and instigates a clinch. Fatsack drags the fight down to the ground.
Fatsack wants to sweep but no luck. Fatsack is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst The Punisher is controlling him. Fatsack bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in The Punisher's guard. Fatsack loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Fatsack wants to control from the top but The Punisher keeps moving. The Punisher tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fatsack working some strikes from top position. Fatsack tries to free his leg and advance position but The Punisher is retaining full guard. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Fatsack trying to control the position from guard on top but The Punisher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Fatsack working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of The Punisher's head.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground. The Punisher misses with a takedown attempt and Fatsack counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Fatsack. A short right hand to the side of the head by Fatsack. Fatsack lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Fatsack lands a nice short elbow. The Punisher wants to get back to full guard. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Fatsack dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
The Punisher gets caught flat footed, as Fatsack shoots in with a quick takedown into guard. Fatsack trying to control but The Punisher is working from the bottom. Fatsack gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. The Punisher misses with a series of wild punches.
The Punisher closes the distance looking to clinch and Fatsack counters with a nice double leg into guard. Fatsack really doesn't want to stay on the ground with The Punisher. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Fatsack trying to stand up but can't free himself from The Punisher's guard. The Punisher wants to get back to his feet but Fatsack is in a dominant position and won't allow it. The Punisher throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
The Punisher lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Fatsack! Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. The Punisher lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fatsack tries to lock up and control but The Punisher gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fatsack can do anything to dispel that myth. Fatsack manages to regain half guard. Good work. Fatsack actively working from the bottom here. Fatsack is positioning himself well to prevent The Punisher advancing to mount. Fatsack looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Fatsack gets back to full guard.
Fatsack manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Fatsack scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish The Punisher?
The Punisher is squirming around, avoiding Fatsack's attempts to control the action. The Punisher is in all sorts of trouble here.
Fatsack lands a heavy elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fatsack moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, The Punisher has worked his arm free - good work by The Punisher!
Fatsack wants to stand but The Punisher has his arm trapped. The Punisher tries to get back to half guard but can't. A lull in the action here as Fatsack stalls from top position. Fatsack tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Fatsack stands up. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Fatsack circles away from the clinch attempt and Fatsack counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. The Punisher closes the distance but Fatsack moves to the side and Fatsack counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. The Punisher wants to sweep here but Fatsack controlling him for the moment. Fatsack passes easily into side control. Nice work. Dick Fatsack has got the better of the ground game so far. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Fatsack wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Punisher keeps working. Fatsack wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by The Punisher, who protects the arm well. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Fatsack showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's time! The Punisher's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
The Punisher shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Fatsack counters by clinching up. The Punisher lands a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Punisher.
The Punisher lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Fatsack is pressed up against the cage. The Punisher has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fatsack down to the mat. Fatsack avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. The Punisher fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Paul The Punisher. That's going to take a lot out of him. The Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Fatsack. The Punisher tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Fatsack counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Fatsack. Fatsack tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Punisher just stands there and leans against the cage. The Punisher looking to slow down the pace here. The Punisher changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Fatsack fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Fatsack fails to land with a series of punches.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Fatsack!
Both fighters are breathing heavily. The Punisher throws a lazy head kick and Fatsack counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Well, if Fatsack is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Fatsack throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Punisher tries to roll over but Fatsack keeps him under control. The Punisher slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work. The Punisher working for a triangle but Fatsack defends it easily.
The Punisher keeping moving, preventing Fatsack from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. The Punisher looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fatsack is one step ahead there. Fatsack wants to stand but The Punisher has a closed guard, so he can't escape. Fatsack trying to control but The Punisher is working from the bottom. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fatsack accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Fatsack gets to his feet - The Punisher follows without any prompting. The Punisher wants to clinch but Fatsack slips to the side and Fatsack counters with a big head kick but The Punisher shrugs it off.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The Punisher doesn't succeed with the takedown and Fatsack counters with a left and a right that stings The Punisher. Fatsack drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Fatsack has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand. Fatsack fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Punisher, pushing him back against the cage. Fatsack breaks the clinch.
The Punisher closes the distance looking to clinch and Fatsack counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. Fatsack must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu. This has been an exciting period of action! Fatsack wants to control from the top but The Punisher keeps moving. The Punisher looking for a sweep. Not yet The Punisher, not yet. The Punisher is working hard here to advance position. The Punisher lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Fatsack! The Punisher is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Fatsack can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fatsack tries to hold on but The Punisher postures up. Fatsack is trying desperately to improve position. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. The Punisher lands a heavy elbow. Paul The Punisher has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Fatsack tries to reverse the position but The Punisher maintains control.
And that's the end of the fight! Dick Fatsack comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got Fatsack winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight for Dick Fatsack! Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for Dick Fatsack! Judge William Gold scores the fight for Dick Fatsack!
Dick Fatsack wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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RATING
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