PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between fetty mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). mockenmaker comes to the cage accompanied by break ya fu**ing neck. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

mockenmaker
vs
Gilmore

184 cm
22
209 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

180 cm
26
205 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Vodka Rags
FULL METAL GEAR

FULL METAL GEAR
FULL METAL GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, fetty mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Happy Gilmore!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gilmore fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Gilmore throws a body punch but mockenmaker moves out of range.
Gilmore with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gilmore throws out a loose jab but mockenmaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gilmore misses the shot to the body.
Gilmore shoots in for a double leg but mockenmaker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
mockenmaker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gilmore.
Gilmore looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Gilmore looks to throw the jab but mockenmaker is out of range.
mockenmaker ducks under a wild hook from Gilmore.
mockenmaker takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
mockenmaker misses with a looping right.
Gilmore throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gilmore thows a body shot but no joy.
Gilmore throws a right and a left that mockenmaker avoids nicely.
mockenmaker throws a body punch but Gilmore moves out of range.
Gilmore throws a hook to the side of mockenmaker's head but mockenmaker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Excellent takedown into side control there by mockenmaker.
mockenmaker cracks Gilmore with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Gilmore is trying to get back to half guard.
Gilmore is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gilmore is trying to control mockenmaker's posture but mockenmaker avoids it.
Gilmore is trying to escape the position but mockenmaker is controlling the position.
mockenmaker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Gilmore keeps working.
mockenmaker throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore manages to work his way to half guard, despite mockenmaker's best efforts.
Gilmore is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gilmore gets back to full guard.

Gilmore is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
mockenmaker is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
mockenmaker is looking to work some ground and pound but Gilmore has wrist control.
Gilmore trying to keep a closed guard but mockenmaker is proving a slippery customer.
mockenmaker slips nicely into half guard.
mockenmaker prevents Gilmore from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
mockenmaker wants to control but Gilmore is keeping him busy.

Gilmore actively working from the bottom here.
Gilmore moves into full guard.
mockenmaker trying to control but Gilmore is working from the bottom.

Gilmore working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. mockenmaker doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. mockenmaker manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Gilmore preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
mockenmaker trying to control the position from guard on top but Gilmore is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
mockenmaker landing with the ground and pound.
Gilmore avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gilmore avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gilmore looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Gilmore controls mockenmaker momentarily but mockenmaker frees himself.
mockenmaker pushes down on Gilmore's leg and manages to get into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Happy Gilmore dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Gilmore waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract mockenmaker.
Happy Gilmore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

mockenmaker looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Gilmore!
Gilmore tries to lock up and control but mockenmaker gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Gilmore is in all sorts of trouble here.
mockenmaker with the ground and pound from mount.
Gilmore is looking to get to half guard.
mockenmaker in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Gilmore is looking to improve his position but mockenmaker isn't that keen on the idea.
mockenmaker lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
mockenmaker lands a heavy elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mockenmaker punishing his opponent with strikes.
mockenmaker is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Gilmore can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
mockenmaker controlling the pace for now.
mockenmaker lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
mockenmaker lands a big elbow.
mockenmaker scores with a couple of good head shots there.
mockenmaker trying to control but he's not successful this time.
fetty mockenmaker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Gilmore is desperately trying to improve his position but mockenmaker has a good base and remains in mount.
mockenmaker lands a big shot there that rocks Gilmore but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Gilmore wants to control but mockenmaker is having none of it.
Gilmore working to try and regain half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker controlling his opponent.
Gilmore is looking to get to half guard.
mockenmaker wants to control the pace but Gilmore is squirming around nicely.
mockenmaker unloading with bombs!

mockenmaker goes for an armbar but Gilmore turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Gilmore.
mockenmaker wants to sweep here but Gilmore controlling him for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Gilmore!
Gilmore is desperately trying to improve his position but mockenmaker has a good base and remains in mount.
mockenmaker looking to control but Gilmore is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
mockenmaker breaks from Gilmore's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Gilmore is wriggling around trying to escape.
mockenmaker landing strikes from the mount.
Gilmore really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
mockenmaker trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore tries to hold on but mockenmaker postures up.
mockenmaker sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Gilmore really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
mockenmaker putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Gilmore is looking to get to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
mockenmaker is landing with some decent strikes but Gilmore is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Gilmore is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Gilmore is looking to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

fetty mockenmaker dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Gilmore throws a hook but mockenmaker blocks it.
Gilmore throws a looping overhand right but mockenmaker ducks down to avoid it.
Gilmore misses with a shot to the body

and mockenmaker counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Gilmore!
mockenmaker trying to control but Gilmore is having none of it.
mockenmaker controlling from the full mount.
Gilmore is in all sorts of trouble here.
mockenmaker lands with some strikes.
mockenmaker controlling his opponent.
mockenmaker trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mockenmaker fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Gilmore really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
mockenmaker landing strikes from the mount and Gilmore is in trouble!
mockenmaker fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Gilmore is in all sorts of trouble here.
Gilmore wants to hold on but mockenmaker pushes him away.
The referee warns Gilmore that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
mockenmaker tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
mockenmaker looking to control but Gilmore is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Gilmore is looking to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Gilmore is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Gilmore is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Gilmore takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
mockenmaker controlling from the full mount.
Gilmore takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker trying to control but Gilmore is having none of it.
mockenmaker tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Gilmore is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
mockenmaker with shots to the head and body - Gilmore looks very uncomfortable down there.
mockenmaker prevents Gilmore from getting the reversal.
mockenmaker cracks Gilmore with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

mockenmaker looking for a guillotine from mount but Gilmore is having none of it.
Gilmore is desperately trying to improve his position but mockenmaker has a good base and remains in mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore is squirming around, avoiding mockenmaker's attempts to control the action.
A nice elbow there by mockenmaker.
Gilmore is trying desperately to improve position.
mockenmaker tries to control but Gilmore wriggling away.
Gilmore working to try and regain half guard.
mockenmaker content just to control the position here.
mockenmaker trying to control but he's not successful this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
fetty mockenmaker showed his dominance in that final round.
I think mockenmaker has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... fetty mockenmaker!