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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jebus Crisps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turk Turkleton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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285 lbs
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193 cm
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270 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jebus Crisps!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turk Turkleton!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turkleton pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Turkleton misses the jab.
Crisps drives through with a takedown into guard.
Turkleton looking to control.
Turkleton is looking to stand up but Crisps isn't so interested in that idea.
Crisps throwing strikes from guard but Turkleton blocks nicely.
Turkleton wants to sweep but no luck.
Crisps won't allow Turkleton to get back to his feet.
Turkleton lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Crisps!
Turkleton can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Crisps is looking to escape.
Crisps on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Crisps tries to get out of the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turkleton is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Crisps tries to reverse the position but Turkleton maintains control.
Crisps is squirming around, avoiding Turkleton's attempts to control the action.
Turkleton controlling his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Turkleton trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Turkleton is trying to control here but Crisps has managed to regain half guard.
Crisps is refusing to be controlled, as Turkleton sits in half guard.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Turk Turkleton.
Crisps closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Crisps thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Turkleton gets back to full guard.
Turkleton looks gassed!
Turkleton wants to stand and escape but Crisps is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crisps looking to pass the guard.
Crisps works over Turkleton with some ground and pound from guard.
Crisps is looking to work some ground and pound but Turkleton has wrist control.
Turkleton wants to stand but Crisps is controlling the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Crisps accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Crisps missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Crisps content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Crisps's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Crisps keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Turkleton's head.
Crisps throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turkleton works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Crisps knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turkleton on the ground.
Crisps stands and steps away. Turkleton gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crisps changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Turkleton looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Turkleton wants to get back to his feet.
Crisps lands a few punches from side control.
Crisps working the head and body with strikes.
Crisps scoring with punches from side control.
Turkleton is looking to regain half guard here but Crisps keeps moving and retains side control.
Turkleton throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Crisps connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Turkleton some visible discomfort.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turkleton looking for a sweep but Crisps has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Crisps is landing with some decent strikes but Turkleton is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jebus Crisps dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Crisps bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turkleton struggling a bit here.
Crisps tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
You can see the frustration on Turkleton's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Turkleton is looking to reverse the position.
Jebus Crisps overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Turkleton can't do much from the bottom here.
Turkleton is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Crisps working the ground and pound but Turkleton is defending the strikes.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Crisps connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Turkleton some visible discomfort.
Crisps scores with punches from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turkleton is trying to get back to half guard.
Turkleton taking a bit of punishment here - Crisps scoring with strikes.
Crisps working the body and head with strikes.
Turkleton is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Turkleton is trying to improve his position.
Crisps connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Turkleton some visible discomfort.
Crisps lands a nice forearm strike.
Crisps connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Turkleton some visible discomfort.
Crisps scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Turkleton to see if he's OK.
Turkleton is looking for a sweep.
Crisps works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crisps lands a nice forearm strike.
Turkleton manages to work his way to half guard, despite Crisps's best efforts.
Turkleton is striking from the bottom but he's now found himself mounted! Oh dear - not enough focus on defense there.
Crisps raining down shots from the mount!
Turkleton is bucking up trying to escape but Crisps cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Crisps throws a wild left hand from mount and Turkleton manages to wriggle his way back to half guard.
Turkleton has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Crisps is working away from the top position though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turkleton misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Turkleton is looking to improve his position.
Crisps throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Turkleton is looking to escape.
Crisps is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Turkleton gets full guard.
Turkleton is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Crisps trying to control here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turkleton trying to control from half guard but Crisps is working away.
Turkleton slows the pace down in half guard.
Turkleton throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Turkleton wants to take a breather but Crisps is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jebus Crisps dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Turkleton gets caught flat footed, as Crisps shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Turkleton working a defensive guard here.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Crisps's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Crisps postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Turkleton wants to stand and escape but Crisps is having none of it.
Crisps throws a big right hand that misses.
Crisps keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Turkleton's head.
Crisps stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Turkleton swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Crisps loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Crisps wants to pass the guard but Turkleton is keeping the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turkleton working a defensive guard here.
Turkleton looking for a sweep. Not yet Turkleton, not yet.
Crisps working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Turkleton trying to control the position.
Turkleton wants to stand up but Crisps is controlling him.
Turkleton is trying to control the position but Crisps postures up.
Turkleton wants to stand but Crisps is controlling the position.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Turk Turkleton hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Crisps keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turkleton.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Crisps displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turkleton throws out the jab.
Turkleton throws a hook but Crisps avoids it easily.
Crisps shoots in but Turkleton avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Turkleton jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crisps uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Turkleton.
Turkleton throws an overhand right that lands on Crisps's shoulder, as Crisps tries to avoid the shot.
A swing and a miss from Turkleton.
Turkleton looks to throw the jab but Crisps is out of range.
Crisps shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Crisps thows a huge punch but Turkleton dodges it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turkleton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Crisps not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Crisps missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turkleton trying to control here.
Crisps seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Turkleton has hold of Crisps's hands but Crisps slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Crisps is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Crisps sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Turkleton defending well though.
Crisps throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Turkleton is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Crisps's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Crisps's back!
Crisps prevents Turkleton from getting a body triangle.
Turkleton wants to control but Crisps manages to buck him off and is now in Turkleton's guard! Nice work there by Crisps!
Crisps throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Crisps preventing the sweep.
Crisps throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crisps throwing strikes from guard but Turkleton blocks nicely.
Turkleton lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Crisps!
And that's the end of the fight!
Jebus Crisps showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Crisps, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Jebus Crisps!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Jebus Crisps!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Jebus Crisps!
Jebus Crisps wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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