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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paljas Uneksia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr Fun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uneksia comes to the cage accompanied by Antiloop - In My Mind . Paljas Uneksia is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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215 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Paljas Uneksia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dr Fun!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fun throws a right hand that Uneksia ducks under and follows up with a left that Uneksia also avoids with ease.
Fun paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Uneksia clinches with his opponent.
Fun decides to pull guard.
Fun trying to control the position.
Uneksia trying to control but Fun is working from the bottom.
Uneksia stands up from Fun's guard - Uneksia perhaps looking for a knockout.
Fun takes one to the side of the head.
Uneksia scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Uneksia pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Uneksia connects with a right hand. Fun shakes it off.
Fun swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Uneksia clinches.
Uneksia pushes Fun back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uneksia tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fun's elbow.
Fun tries to pull guard but Uneksia won't allow it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Uneksia.
Uneksia stalling the fight.
Uneksia can't find room to land a body shot as Fun controls the action.
A hook to the body from Uneksia.
Uneksia lands a nice shot to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Uneksia.
Fun looks gassed!
Uneksia stalls.
Uneksia lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Uneksia.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice right hand lands inside from Uneksia.
Stalling in the clinch from Uneksia.
Uneksia lands a body punch in the clinch.
Good body shot from Uneksia.
Uneksia escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Uneksia moves into range and connects with a jab.
Uneksia drives through and clinches with Fun against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uneksia lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fun being controlled against the cage.
Uneksia's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice straight punches there by Uneksia. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Uneksia.
Fun throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Uneksia fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fun fails to land with a series of punches.
Fun needs to keep his hands up - Uneksia had a free shot at his head there.
Uneksia misses with a body shot.
Fun will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uneksia scores with a three punch combo!
Fun throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fun drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Uneksia throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fun.
Uneksia clinches up with Fun and pushes him back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uneksia's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A jab from Uneksia does it's job there.
Fun misses with the combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fun fails to land with a series of punches.
Uneksia on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Uneksia pushes Fun up against the cage in a clinch.
Uneksia digs a right hand into Fun's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fun's gas tank.
Uneksia has Fun pressed against the cage.
Uneksia manages to break the clinch.
Uneksia tries to move into range but Fun moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A shot to the body from Fun misses
and Fun takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Uneksia lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Uneksia takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Uneksia closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Uneksia breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Uneksia scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fun misses with a hook. Uneksia ducked under it nicely.
Fun takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fun ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uneksia moves away.
Fun will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uneksia lands a nice hook to Fun's body. Fun takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Uneksia jabs Fun to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Uneksia stuns Fun with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fun avoids the head kick by Uneksia.
Uneksia throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uneksia tests Fun's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Uneksia gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Uneksia throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A body shot lands from Uneksia.
Uneksia's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Uneksia uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fun misses with a combination
and Uneksia counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paljas Uneksia dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Uneksia misses with the combination.
A telegraphed right hand from Fun misses the target.
Uneksia moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Uneksia scores with a nice strike.
Fun closes the distance and clinches up with Uneksia, looking for a takedown. Fun pushes Uneksia against the cage but Uneksia circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Uneksia fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fun, pushing him back against the cage.
Uneksia lands a body punch in the clinch.
Uneksia breaks from the clinch.
Fun takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Uneksia bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Uneksia throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Uneksia is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fun can do to turn this around?
Fun looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fun throws a series of punches but Uneksia moves out of range.
Fun is breathing heavily.
Uneksia pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dr Fun is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uneksia lands a jab to Fun's midsection.
Uneksia lands a nice looking body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uneksia throws a series of strikes that have Fun backpedaling.
Uneksia closes the distance and clinches.
Uneksia dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Fun tries for a takedown but Uneksia manages to get underhooks.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Uneksia.
Come on Uneksia - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Uneksia stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Uneksia lands a shot to the body.
Uneksia digs a right hand into Fun's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fun's gas tank.
Uneksia displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fun up against the cage.
Uneksia pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uneksia digs a good hook to Fun's body.
A head kick misses from Uneksia.
Fun ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uneksia moves away.
Uneksia throws a sloppy head kick and Fun moves out of range easily.
Fun cracks Uneksia with an open hand slap.
Uneksia misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A cross from Uneksia lands.
Uneksia throws a lazy right hand but Fun sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fun lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Uneksia at a distance.
Fun scores with a shot to the body.
Paljas Uneksia is winning the standup battle so far.
Fun misses with a hook to the body
and Uneksia holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Uneksia lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fun has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fun tries for a takedown. No joy.
Paljas Uneksia has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dr Fun.
Uneksia works on Fun's body with a couple of short punches.
Uneksia breaks from the clinch.
Uneksia clinches up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fun tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Uneksia smiles and moves away.
Uneksia listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Uneksia clinches up against the cage.
Uneksia scores with a hook to the body.
Fun tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Uneksia smiles and moves away.
Fun has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Uneksia throws a hook to the side of Fun's head but Fun sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Uneksia lands with an uppercut that bounces Fun off the cage and back into rage.
Fun throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Fun. Those never looked like landing.
Fun shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Uneksia sprawls well. Uneksia wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Fun gets slowly back to his feet.
Uneksia is looking to clinch but Fun is avoiding it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Fun misses.
Uneksia avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fun misses with a jab, cross combination.
Uneksia bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Uneksia moves away from the strike by Fun.
Uneksia scores with a head kick.
Uneksia wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fun misses with a double jab
and Uneksia counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Uneksia tries a head kick but it misses.
Uneksia moves into the clinch.
Uneksia stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Paljas Uneksia has scored more points in the clinch so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fun tries to pull guard but Uneksia won't allow it.
A right hook to the body lands for Uneksia.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from Uneksia - that landed with a thud.
Uneksia is leaning against Fun and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paljas Uneksia dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Uneksia throws a head kick that half lands.
Fun takes a swing at Uneksia's ribcage but misses.
Uneksia throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fun takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fun rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Uneksia moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Uneksia cracks Fun with a good jab.
Fun is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Uneksia.
Fun takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Uneksia scores with a punch to the head.
Uneksia connects with the punch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Uneksia, as that shot connected.
Uneksia scores with a jab to the body.
Fun gets tackled into the cage by Uneksia. Uneksia maintains the clinch.
Uneksia breaks from the clinch.
A right-left combo lands from Uneksia.
Fun swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Uneksia counters with a series of strikes. Fun will be more careful next time no doubt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fun throws a combination that misses
and Uneksia counters with a stiff right hand.
Uneksia closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uneksia lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fun.
Uneksia's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Good body shot from Uneksia.
Uneksia is working Fun over against the cage.
Uneksia breaks the clinch.
Uneksia swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Uneksia uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fun.
Good standup being displayed there by Uneksia as he connects with a hook.
Uneksia lands a jab to Fun's midsection.
Uneksia works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Uneksia throws a head kick that misses.
Uneksia moves out of range of the strikes.
Uneksia takes the fight into the clinch.
Uneksia has Fun pushed against the cage.
Dr Fun has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uneksia cracks Fun with a nice body shot.
Uneksia pushes Fun back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Uneksia displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fun up against the cage.
Uneksia lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fun or not.
Uneksia escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fun on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fun needs to keep his hands up - Uneksia had a free shot at his head there.
Fun misses the jab.
Paljas Uneksia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed right hand from Fun misses the target.
Fun on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Paljas Uneksia is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A combination from Uneksia does no damage.
Fun shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Uneksia pinned against the cage. Uneksia gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uneksia misses with a head kick.
Uneksia misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uneksia lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Uneksia ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Uneksia clinches up against the cage.
Uneksia lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fun or not.
Fun tries to pull guard but Uneksia won't allow it.
Uneksia softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
It looks like Dr Fun has been cut.
Uneksia tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Uneksia stalling in the clinch.
Uneksia works on Fun's body with a couple of short punches.
Fun drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Uneksia gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Paljas Uneksia has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dr Fun.
Uneksia gets underhooks to prevent Fun's takedown attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Uneksia breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fun doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Paljas Uneksia showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Uneksia has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paljas Uneksia!
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