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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Zebo Zebek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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183 cm
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150 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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175 cm
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145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Zebo Zebek! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy! The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Zebek stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Jeremy lands a jab to the nose. Zebek swinging wildly here.
Zebek throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Nice uppercut there from Jeremy. A slow jab from Zebek misses its intended target. Jeremy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Jeremy scores with a shot to the body.
Zebek shoots in looking for a takedown but Jeremy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Zebek's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Zebek on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jab from Jeremy. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Good leg kick by Jeremy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zebek really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Jeremy dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Zebek is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Zebek needs to keep his hands up - Jeremy had a free shot at his head there. Jeremy throws a right and a left that Zebek avoids nicely. Zebek on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Jeremy scores to the head and body with a nice combination! Zebek walks into a left hand. Jeremy with a nice cross. Jeremy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Zebek takes one to the chin there. This has been an exciting period of action! Jeremy lands an overhand right.
Zebek is rocked! Jeremy scores with a jab. Oh Zebek is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Jeremy circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Zebek drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Jeremy follows Zebek to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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