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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Foxtrot Kilo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilo comes into the arena with Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo blaring out of the sound system. Sonofabeetch has chosen the theme from the x files as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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184 cm
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280 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
286 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Foxtrot Kilo! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch! The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kilo misses with a looping right. Some wild striking there from Sonofabeetch.
Kilo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kilo wants it to stay on the feet. Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Sonofabeetch!
It looks like Foxtrot Kilo has been cut. Sonofabeetch swinging wildly here.
Sonofabeetch shoots in but Kilo avoids the takedown attempt easily. Sonofabeetch misses with a takedown attempt and Kilo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut. Foxtrot Kilo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Sonofabeetch. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sonofabeetch misses with a double jab
and Kilo counters with a single leg into guard. Sonofabeetch didn't expect that. Sonofabeetch looks gassed! Kilo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Sonofabeetch utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Kilo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Kilo throws a big right hand that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kilo postures up in Sonofabeetch's guard and throws a big left but Sonofabeetch blocks it. Sonofabeetch keeping full guard, as Kilo tries to pass. Kilo preventing the sweep. Sonofabeetch is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent. Sonofabeetch utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Kilo throwing strikes but missing. Sonofabeetch working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kilo. Kilo preventing the sweep. Sonofabeetch manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Sonofabeetch looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kilo is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Sonofabeetch is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kilo to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kilo shrugs it off. Sonofabeetch sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. Sonofabeetch wants to control the pace but Kilo is squirming around nicely. Kilo tries to hold on but Sonofabeetch pushes him away. Sonofabeetch sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sonofabeetch sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. Sonofabeetch thowing shots but they're missing. Sonofabeetch tries to control but Kilo wriggling away. Kilo might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Kilo really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kilo bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Sonofabeetch controlling the position.
Harry Sonofabeetch has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet. Kilo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch loads up on a big right hand but Kilo slips the punch. Sonofabeetch lands with an uppercut that bounces Kilo off the cage and back into rage. Sonofabeetch misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Harry Sonofabeetch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Sonofabeetch throws a combination that misses and Kilo counters with a straight right hand. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Sonofabeetch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! A punch combination from Sonofabeetch misses. Kilo swings away with a leg kick that misses. Sonofabeetch lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Harry Sonofabeetch will probably get the nod. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Kilo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sonofabeetch on the side of the head. Harry Sonofabeetch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Sonofabeetch misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Kilo bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sonofabeetch's head.
That has opened up Harry Sonofabeetch's cut even more. Sonofabeetch throws an overhand right that lands on Kilo's shoulder, as Kilo tries to avoid the shot. Kilo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sonofabeetch circles away quickly and effectively. Kilo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sonofabeetch sees it coming and avoids it easily. Sonofabeetch throws a good cross that connects.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sonofabeetch throws a shot from downtown. Kilo moves away and avoids it. Sonofabeetch throws a jab when Kilo was well out of range. Kilo lands a glancing blow to the side of Sonofabeetch's head. Sonofabeetch throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sonofabeetch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Sonofabeetch is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sonofabeetch misses with a hook. Kilo ducked under it nicely. Sonofabeetch misses with a straight right. Sonofabeetch misses with a combination
and Kilo decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Sonofabeetch's guard. Kilo working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Sonofabeetch wants to sweep here but Kilo controlling him for the moment. Sonofabeetch wants to stand up but Kilo is controlling him. Kilo content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The cut above Harry Sonofabeetch's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Harry Sonofabeetch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Foxtrot Kilo!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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