PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Stinkie Pinkie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nyyrikki Kaiho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pinkie's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sexy Bitch. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Pinkie
vs
Kaiho

190 cm
21
178 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

181 cm
21
184 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinkie Pinkie!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nyyrikki Kaiho!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paul Aken and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinkie jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kaiho lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pinkie takes a step back to recover.
Pinkie misses with a wild body shot.
Pinkie keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kaiho.
Pinkie waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kaiho.
Kaiho misses with a low kick.
Pinkie fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pinkie takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice defenses there by Kaiho.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kaiho.
Pinkie moves out of range of the strikes.
Kaiho lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pinkie moves away from the strike by Kaiho.
A slow jab from Pinkie misses its intended target.
Kaiho keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pinkie.
Kaiho scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinkie on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kaiho. Kaiho obviously looking to wear him down.
Pinkie throws a shot from downtown. Kaiho moves away and avoids it.
Kaiho throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pinkie.
Pinkie takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kaiho connects with a leg kick. Pinkie looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pinkie fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Pinkie wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kaiho uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pinkie.
Kaiho misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Pinkie counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Pinkie.
Pinkie with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kaiho is working Pinkie over against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Pinkie fails to land.

Pinkie breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kaiho dodges the punch combination from Pinkie.
Pinkie misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kaiho.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kaiho!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie tries a head kick but it misses.
Kaiho throws a hook but Pinkie avoids it easily.
Nice jab there from Kaiho.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pinkie defending well as Kaiho loads up on a big left hand.
Pinkie has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kaiho.
Pinkie lands a head kick!
Pinkie moves out of range of the strikes.
Pinkie lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pinkie.
Kaiho keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Pinkie there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pinkie misses with a few strikes there.
Kaiho tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kaiho connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaiho throws a chopping leg kick but Pinkie manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kaiho moves forwards but Pinkie connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Pinkie is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kaiho misses with a combination
and Pinkie counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kaiho takes a swing at Pinkie's ribcage but misses.
Pinkie uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaiho.
Kaiho throws a sloppy head kick
and Pinkie counters with an inside leg kick.
Kaiho misses with a looping right.
Kaiho swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pinkie counters with an inside leg kick.
Kaiho stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kaiho moves away from the strike by Pinkie.
Pinkie with a jab.
Pinkie takes a swing at Kaiho's ribcage but misses.
Pinkie is looking to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie connects with a body shot that sends Kaiho's belly button to the back.
Nice defenses there by Kaiho.
Kaiho misses with a shot to the body
letting Pinkie counter with a right hand.
Pinkie is looking to clinch.
Pinkie scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kaiho in his tracks.
Pinkie checks a leg kick nicely.
Pinkie swings for the body but Kaiho moves out of range.
Pinkie takes a swing at Kaiho's ribcage but misses.
Decent striking displayed by Kaiho there.
Pinkie lands a nice looking body shot.
A slow jab from Pinkie misses its intended target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pinkie misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pinkie uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kaiho.
Kaiho ducks under a wild hook from Pinkie.
Pinkie uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kaiho.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Nyyrikki Kaiho will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Pinkie lands with a right hand.
A swing and a miss from Kaiho.
Kaiho goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pinkie lands with an uppercut that bounces Kaiho off the cage and back into rage.
Pinkie tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kaiho avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pinkie misses with the combination.
Kaiho misses with a straight left.
Pinkie throws a jab when Kaiho was well out of range.
Nyyrikki Kaiho seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pinkie throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pinkie swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kaiho counters with a solid body kick.
Stinkie Pinkie is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kaiho lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pinkie takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kaiho swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Pinkie to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinkie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pinkie bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kaiho's head backwards.
Kaiho walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pinkie defending well as Kaiho loads up on a big left hand.
Pinkie is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kaiho misses with a looping left.
Decent striking displayed by Pinkie there.
Kaiho throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pinkie smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kaiho missing with a left hand there. Pinkie was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pinkie throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The fighters circling - Kaiho throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kaiho misses with a hook. Pinkie ducked under it nicely.
Kaiho moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kaiho on the side of the head.
Kaiho loads up on a big right hand but Pinkie slips the punch.
Pinkie takes a swing at Kaiho's ribcage but misses.
Pinkie buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kaiho lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Pinkie moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pinkie uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaiho.
Kaiho misses with a hook.
Kaiho throws a shot from downtown. Pinkie moves away and avoids it.
Kaiho throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pinkie counters with a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kaiho goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kaiho on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kaiho listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Pinkie lands a jab to Kaiho's midsection.
Pinkie keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie throws a nice looking combination but Kaiho bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pinkie.
Pinkie moves away from the strike by Kaiho.
Pinkie scores with the left hand. Kaiho knows he should have avoided that one.
Pinkie takes a swing at Kaiho's ribcage but misses.
Pinkie connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Pinkie gets a clinch.
Pinkie can't find room to land a body shot as Kaiho controls the action.
Kaiho has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kaiho lands a body punch.
Pinkie pushes Kaiho back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pinkie throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pinkie throws an elbow but misses.
Nice body punch from Pinkie - that landed with a thud.
Kaiho lands a body shot in the clinch.
Pinkie works on Kaiho's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaiho is breathing heavily.
Pinkie tries to work over Kaiho's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kaiho stalling in the clinch but Pinkie improves position.
Pinkie lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kaiho backwards.
Pinkie is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pinkie is leaning against Kaiho and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right from Pinkie on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pinkie.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie lands a nice elbow.
A hook to the body from Pinkie.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pinkie scores with a shoulder strike.

Pinkie manages to break the clinch.
Kaiho walks into a jab.
Nice shot lands for Pinkie.

Kaiho is rocked!
Pinkie throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Kaiho stumbling backwards into the cage! Kaiho bounces back off the cage towards Pinkie, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Pinkie lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Pinkie celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stinkie Pinkie!
Stinkie Pinkie retains his welterweight title!