PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sheldon Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Birdman - I Run This ft. Lil Wayne kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Sheldon Penn acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.

David
vs
Penn

191 cm
24
269 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

189 cm
22
220 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Larry David!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sheldon Penn!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good work by Penn as he checks the leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from David - that will leave a mark!
David swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Penn.

It looks like Sheldon Penn has been cut.
David fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Penn is out of range.
David misses with a wild body shot.
David throws a leg kick but Penn checks it.
A telegraphed right hand from David misses the target.
Penn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from David.
David throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
David motions for Penn to come forward. David throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
David lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
David walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Penn checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
David with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
David waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Penn.

That's one minute gone in the round.
David throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
David swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
David lands a nice shot that snaps Penn's head back.
David connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sloppy strikes from Penn. Those never looked like landing.
David lands a head shot.

That has opened up Sheldon Penn's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
David throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
David tries to score with a low kick but Penn moves his leg out of the way.
Penn moves out of range as David throws a body kick.
David is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Penn.
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Penn moves away.
Penn staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from David lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Penn has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Penn and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Penn steps to the side to avoid the strikes from David.
Penn throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Penn throws a nice looking combination but David bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn moves away from the strike by David.
David throws a nice head kick!
Penn moves out of range of the leg kick from David.
David throws a hook to the side of Penn's head but Penn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Penn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
David throws a low kick but it's checked well by Penn.
David listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

The cut above Sheldon Penn's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
David misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David throws a low kick, looking for Penn's leg but Penn calmly moves out of range.
David throws a leg kick but Penn sees it coming and moves out of range.
Penn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Penn looks gassed!
David looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
David tries a head kick but it misses.
David cracks Penn with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Sheldon Penn's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sheldon Penn's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Larry David!
Larry David retains his super heavyweight title!