PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Klimas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Kyle's Mom a B!^(H. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cartman
vs
Klimas

200 cm
24
300 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

210 cm
28
300 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

[CBK] Smashwear Clothing
Core Tokyo

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Michael Klimas!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Shimada and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klimas steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
A swing and a miss from Klimas.
Klimas scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cartman slips a straight right by Klimas.
Klimas gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Klimas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Klimas stuns Cartman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Klimas.
Klimas misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Klimas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Klimas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Michael Klimas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klimas throws a hook but Cartman blocks it.
Klimas dips to his left and cracks Cartman with an uppercut!
Cartman defending well as Klimas loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klimas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klimas.
Klimas throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Klimas.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. Klimas looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cartman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Klimas is able to avoid easily.
No joy there for Cartman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Klimas misses with a body punch
and Cartman counters with a slapping leg kick.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Klimas.
Klimas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Cartman works Klimas's body with a nice hook.
Klimas looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Klimas.
Klimas takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cartman is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Klimas hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman retains his super heavyweight title!