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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uelliton da Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fake Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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265 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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187 cm
27
266 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Uelliton da Silva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fake Noob!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noob shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
da Silva gets back to full guard.
da Silva is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Noob stops da Silva from standing up.
da Silva has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Noob throws a big right hand that misses.
Noob scoring with some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of da Silva's head.
Noob throws and elbow that misses. da Silva uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Noob's guard. Nice move by da Silva!
da Silva working some strikes from top position.
Noob has momentary wrist control but da Silva slips an elbow through the middle.
Noob working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from da Silva.
da Silva with a flurry of punches that miss.
Noob looking to hit a scissor sweep but da Silva is one step ahead there.
da Silva is working Noob over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
da Silva working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
da Silva stops Noob from standing up.
da Silva will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
da Silva loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Noob uses the cage to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noob looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
da Silva keeps control of the position for the meantime.
This has been an exciting period of action!
da Silva taking some punishment here, with Noob in his half guard.
Noob is trying to control the action in half guard but da Silva is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Noob landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
da Silva on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if da Silva tries to get out of the position.
Noob not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
da Silva regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Noob.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
da Silva is trying to control the position from the bottom.
da Silva lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Noob!
Noob is desperately trying to improve his position but da Silva has a good base and remains in mount.
da Silva raining down shots from the mount!
da Silva prevents Noob from getting the reversal.
Noob really doesn't want to stay on the ground with da Silva. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
da Silva working Noob over with strikes here.
Noob tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Noob takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Noob is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
da Silva fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
A nice elbow there by da Silva.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noob squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
da Silva avoids the attempt from Noob to control.
da Silva is landing with some decent strikes but Noob is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Noob wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
da Silva lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
da Silva thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
da Silva landing punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
da Silva prevents Noob from getting the reversal.
da Silva lands a nice shot to the head.
Noob keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Noob takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uelliton da Silva dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Noob throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. da Silva tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Noob is in da Silva's guard.
da Silva is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Noob working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of da Silva's head.
da Silva has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Noob won't allow da Silva to sweep him here.
Noob throwing strikes but missing.
Noob throwing strikes but missing.
Noob postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Noob postures up in da Silva's guard and throws a big left but da Silva blocks it.
Noob scoring with punches to the head and body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
da Silva avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob stands up over da Silva, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Noob trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
da Silva working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Noob.
Noob is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
It looks like Uelliton da Silva has been cut.
da Silva wants to sweep here but Noob controlling him for the moment.
Noob lands a couple of decent looking shots.
da Silva trying to keep a closed guard but Noob is proving a slippery customer.
Noob postures up and lands a big shot to da Silva's brow.
da Silva keeping full guard, as Noob tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noob thows a big elbow that misses.
Noob throwing strikes from guard but da Silva blocks nicely.
Noob content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Uelliton da Silva's cut is getting worse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noob makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Uelliton da Silva's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Noob accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
da Silva preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Noob trying to control but da Silva is working from the bottom.
da Silva has control of Noob's left arm, preventing Noob from doing any damage.
Fake Noob has got the better of the ground game so far.
da Silva wants to stand and escape but Noob is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
da Silva avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Noob postures up in da Silva's guard and throws a big left but da Silva blocks it.
Noob makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Jeez, Uelliton da Silva's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uelliton da Silva's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fake Noob!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
67% |
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