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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggie Slob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and REMOVE MY TUMOR FFS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TUMOR FFS has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! REMOVE MY TUMOR FFS will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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300 lbs
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggie Slob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, REMOVE MY TUMOR FFS!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slob is looking to clinch.
TUMOR FFS looks gassed!
A momentary lapse in concentration from TUMOR FFS enables Slob to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. TUMOR FFS manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Slob sitting in guard here, content to control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if TUMOR FFS can do anything to dispel that myth.
Slob stands and throws TUMOR FFS's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Slob in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Slob decides to stand back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slob shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in TUMOR FFS's guard.
Slob showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slob passes TUMOR FFS's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Slob passes the guard and advances to mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slob looking to ground and pound but TUMOR FFS is blocking nicely.
Slob controlling from the full mount.
Slob gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slob tries to clinch but TUMOR FFS moves out of range.
Slob shoots in looking for a takedown. TUMOR FFS tries to sprawl out of it but Slob keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. TUMOR FFS manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Slob throws a sloppy head kick and TUMOR FFS moves out of range easily.
Slob fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slob darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Slob uses his free foot to push down on TUMOR FFS's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for TUMOR FFS.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slob looking to finish with strikes here!
Slob takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Slob lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Slob controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biggie Slob dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Slob pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slob feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Slob stands up and waves to TUMOR FFS to follow him.
Slob tries to close the distance and clinch up but TUMOR FFS swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Slob is looking to score with low kicks.
Slob wants to clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Slob gets a takedown into half guard.
TUMOR FFS really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Slob. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Slob takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
TUMOR FFS is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slob lands strikes from half guard.
Slob not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Slob is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Slob controlling the action here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slob not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Slob stands up and beckons TUMOR FFS to join him on the feet.
Slob throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
TUMOR FFS avoids the head kick by Slob.
TUMOR FFS swats away the attempt to clinch by Slob.
Slob misses with a head kick.
TUMOR FFS gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Slob to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Slob with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Slob showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slob decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Slob tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. TUMOR FFS manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biggie Slob dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Slob shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts TUMOR FFS as he jumps to the side.
REMOVE MY TUMOR FFS seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slob fakes high and swings low for a body shot but TUMOR FFS manages to avoid it.
Slob shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Slob showed some decent athleticism there.
Still in half guard, Slob seems content to control.
TUMOR FFS taking some punishment here, with Slob in his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
TUMOR FFS takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slob controlling the action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slob passes the guard and advances to mount!
Slob content just to control the position here.
Slob landing strikes from the mount and TUMOR FFS is in trouble!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slob lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Slob is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
Slob drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slob moves into full mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slob cracks TUMOR FFS with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Slob throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! TUMOR FFS has his hands clasped together but Slob breaks the hold and TUMOR FFS is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Slob!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Biggie Slob!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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