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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Travis Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, do it. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Travis Taylor!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taylor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Viagra throws out the jab.
Taylor misses with a takedown
and Viagra counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Viagra throws a lazy right hand but Taylor sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Viagra misses with the combination.
Emilio Viagra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Taylor misses with a takedown attempt
and Viagra counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Viagra misses with a hook.
Viagra throws a right hand that misses
and Taylor counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Taylor lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Viagra is looking for a sweep. Taylor is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Viagra is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Taylor scores with a couple of nice shots.
Taylor thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Taylor missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Viagra manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Viagra wants to sweep here but Taylor controlling him for the moment.
Taylor stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Viagra swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Taylor postures up and lands a big shot to Viagra's brow.
Viagra utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Taylor throws a big right hand that misses.
Taylor wants to control from the top but Viagra keeps moving.
Viagra is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Emilio Viagra.
Taylor shoots and misses
and Viagra counters with a right hand to the body.
Emilio Viagra has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Travis Taylor.
Viagra connects with a jab.
Taylor doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Viagra connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Viagra scores with the left hand. Taylor knows he should have avoided that one.
Taylor has his takedown stuffed
and Viagra counters with a single leg into guard. Taylor didn't expect that.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Taylor's head.
Taylor looking for a sweep. Not yet Taylor, not yet.
Viagra throwing strikes but missing.
Viagra trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Viagra is working hard here to advance position.
Viagra throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Taylor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Viagra.
Viagra landing with the ground and pound.
Viagra with a flurry of punches that miss.
Viagra advances to half guard.
Viagra thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viagra thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Taylor's head.
Taylor has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Viagra is working away from the top position though.
Viagra is trying to control the action in half guard but Taylor is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Viagra thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Taylor to regain full guard.
Viagra with a flurry of punches that miss.
Taylor preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Viagra trying to control but Taylor is working from the bottom.
Viagra pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Taylor is keeping the position for now.
Taylor managing to control the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Viagra throwing strikes from guard but Taylor blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Emilio Viagra dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Taylor misses with a takedown attempt
and Taylor takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Viagra uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Good exchange - Viagra coming out on top.
Viagra gets a takedown into half guard.
Taylor is looking to improve his position.
Viagra looks to land a strike but Taylor avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Taylor preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Viagra throwing strikes but missing.
Taylor looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Viagra.
Viagra throwing strikes but missing.
Taylor trying to keep a closed guard but Viagra is proving a slippery customer.
Viagra with a nice head shot there.
Viagra in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Taylor tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Viagra content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Viagra is pushing down on Taylor's leg trying to pass to half guard. Taylor is fighting to maintain full guard but Viagra has managed to sneak the leg through.
Viagra works his foot free and advances to mount.
Viagra throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Taylor?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Viagra lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Viagra with shots to the head and body - Taylor looks very uncomfortable down there.
Taylor is looking to get to half guard.
Viagra unloading with bombs!
Viagra unloading with bombs!
Taylor wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Viagra.
Viagra looking to ground and pound but Taylor is blocking nicely.
Viagra lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Taylor hang on?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Taylor keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Viagra scores with a couple of good head shots there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Taylor because Viagra loaded up on that one.
Viagra in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Viagra with the ground and pound from mount.
Taylor wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Viagra.
Viagra sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Viagra landing strikes, looking to finish!
Poor strikes thrown by Viagra there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Viagra throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Viagra tries to control but Taylor wriggling away.
Viagra unloads with some shots from mount but Taylor bucks and avoids them well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taylor is bucking up trying to escape but Viagra cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Taylor tries to hold on but Viagra postures up.
Viagra fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Viagra punishing his opponent with strikes.
Viagra has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Viagra thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Viagra connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Emilio Viagra overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Viagra lands a heavy elbow.
Viagra putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Viagra throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Viagra is landing with some decent strikes but Taylor is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Viagra landing shots from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Emilio Viagra dominated that second round.
That's time! Viagra's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Viagra throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Taylor with a poor takedown
and Viagra counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Taylor's guard now.
Viagra won't allow Taylor to sweep him here.
Viagra landing some decent shots from guard.
Taylor wants to sweep but no luck.
Viagra postures up in Taylor's guard and throws a big left but Taylor blocks it.
Taylor wants to sweep but no luck.
Viagra working some strikes from top position.
Viagra is in close to Taylor's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Taylor takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Viagra is looking to work some ground and pound but Taylor has wrist control.
Viagra working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Viagra decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Viagra misses with an uppercut
and Taylor counters with a takedown into side control.
Viagra is looking to reverse the position.
Taylor creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Taylor throwing strikes but Viagra manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Taylor tries to buck Viagra off but Viagra is having none of it.
Viagra postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Viagra fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Viagra misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Taylor is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Viagra working the ground and pound but Taylor is defending the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Viagra lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Taylor down.
Viagra scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Taylor to see if he's OK.
Taylor is trying to control Viagra's posture but Viagra avoids it.
Viagra scoring with punches and elbows.
Viagra throws an elbow but Taylor slips to the side and avoids it well.
Viagra scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Taylor to see if he's OK.
Taylor managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Viagra.
Viagra wants to lay and pray for a moment but Taylor keeps working.
Viagra lands a nice forearm strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Taylor knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Viagra wants to control but Taylor is keeping him busy.
Viagra misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Viagra tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Taylor regains half guard.
Taylor has hold of Viagra's hands but Viagra slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Taylor is trying to get back to full guard.
Viagra wants to pass the guard but Taylor is defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Taylor trying to control from the bottom.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Viagra lands a nice short elbow.
Taylor blocking the ground and pound attempt from Viagra.
Viagra thows a huge punch but Taylor dodges it nicely.
Viagra not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Taylor slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Viagra thows a big elbow that misses.
Viagra working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Emilio Viagra clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Taylor takes a jab right on the kisser.
Viagra looks to land a right hand but Taylor moved out of range.
Viagra works Taylor's body with a nice hook.
Viagra moves in looking to clinch but Taylor pushes him off.
Taylor rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Viagra counters with a single leg into guard. Taylor didn't expect that.
Taylor is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Viagra is pressing down on Taylor's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Taylor throws a big right hand that misses.
Taylor pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Viagra is keeping the position for now.
Taylor must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Taylor trying to control but Viagra is working from the bottom.
Taylor is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra pushes Taylor off and scrambles back to his feet.
Viagra throws a shot to the body.
Taylor avoids the body shot from Viagra.
Viagra throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Viagra jabs at Taylor's body.
Nice body punch from Viagra.
Viagra throws a shot from downtown. Taylor moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taylor with a poor takedown
and Viagra counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Viagra stands and throws Taylor's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Taylor is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The strikes coming from Viagra are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Viagra scoring with punches from side control.
Viagra throws a strike aimed at the side of Taylor's head but Taylor avoids it well.
The ground and pound from Viagra seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Viagra postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Viagra in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra working the ground and pound but Taylor is defending the strikes.
Taylor parries the strikes from Viagra easily there. Viagra is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Taylor to escape.
Taylor avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Viagra.
Viagra wants to lay and pray for a moment but Taylor keeps working.
Taylor is looking for a sweep.
Taylor struggling a bit here.
Viagra lands some shots froms side control.
An elbow from Viagra crashes against the mat.
Viagra landing a few strikes.
Viagra working the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taylor takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Taylor tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Viagra wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Viagra decides to stand back up. Viagra steps back and let's Taylor get back to his feet.
Viagra throws a right hand that Taylor ducks under and follows up with a left that Taylor also avoids with ease.
Taylor shoots and misses
and Viagra counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Taylor!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Viagra cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Viagra landing shots from mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Taylor is desperately trying to improve his position but Viagra has a good base and remains in mount.
Viagra looking to finish Taylor with some ground and pound. This is bad for Taylor!
BOOM! Viagra connects with a massive shot to the dome!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Emilio Viagra had his way with Travis Taylor in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Viagra loads up on a big right hand but Taylor slips the punch.
Viagra throws a shot from downtown. Taylor moves away and avoids it.
Viagra tries to clinch up but Taylor circles away and keeps his distance.
Viagra lands with a straight right. Taylor didn't see that one coming.
A right-left combo lands from Viagra.
Viagra tries to close the distance and clinch up but Taylor swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch combination from Viagra misses.
Taylor closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Viagra on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra gets back to half guard.
Viagra is trying to control but can't.
Taylor is nestled in close to Viagra, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Taylor working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Taylor looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Viagra with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Viagra moves into full guard.
Taylor throwing strikes but missing.
Taylor works over Viagra with some ground and pound from guard.
Taylor avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taylor thows a big elbow that misses.
Taylor throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Viagra works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Viagra wants to sweep but no luck.
Taylor stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Viagra swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Taylor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Viagra throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Taylor trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Taylor loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Taylor landing some decent shots from guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Taylor loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Viagra trying to keep a closed guard but Taylor is proving a slippery customer.
Taylor with a nice head shot there.
Viagra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Taylor postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Taylor working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Taylor trying to control the position from guard on top but Viagra is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Viagra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Taylor throwing strikes but missing.
Taylor postures up in Viagra's guard and throws a big left but Viagra blocks it.
Taylor working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Taylor postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Emilio Viagra is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Taylor lands a couple of digs.
Viagra controlling the position.
Taylor postures up in Viagra's guard and throws a big left but Viagra blocks it.
Viagra preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Taylor's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Travis Taylor has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Viagra manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
And that's the end of the fight!
Travis Taylor comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Viagra has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 49:45
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 49:45
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 49:44
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Emilio Viagra!
Emilio Viagra retains his lightweight title!
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