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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dylan Jakobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatty Fatty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jakobs's entrance music is "Rusty Cage" by Johnny Cash. A fine choice. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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300 lbs
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194 cm
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299 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dylan Jakobs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fatty Fatty!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fatty throws a series of punches but Jakobs moves out of range.
Jakobs staying out of range there.
Jakobs fails to land the takedown.
Jab, jab by Jakobs - just one landing.
Fatty takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jakobs closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jakobs lands in his opponent's guard.
Jakobs controls from within his opponent's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Jakobs in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jakobs controlling from the top position.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Dylan Jakobs wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Jakobs keeps the fight on the outside.
Fatty tries to close the distance and clinch but Jakobs swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jakobs avoids the body shot from Fatty.
Fatty slips under a jab.
Fatty misses with the combination.
Jakobs paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fatty lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jakobs circles away quickly and effectively.
Jakobs shoots in and bounces Fatty off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Jakobs controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jakobs has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We're going to have a standup here because Dylan Jakobs wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Fatty throws a big shot that misses.
Fatty swings for the body but Jakobs moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Jakobs. That snapped Fatty's head back.
Jakobs fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Fatty sprawls well initially but Jakobs persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Jakobs passes the guard and advances to mount!
Jakobs looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jakobs seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Fatty for as long as he can get away with.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Dylan Jakobs just wasn't active enough.
Fatty connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fatty looks to land a combination. Jakobs sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jakobs scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Jakobs wants to free his trapped foot but Fatty is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jakobs controlling the pace.
Fatty won't allow Jakobs to pass to mount.
Jakobs slows the pace down in half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dylan Jakobs has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Jakobs fails with the takedown.
Jakobs shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dylan Jakobs dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Fatty stuffs the takedown attempt from Jakobs. Jakobs gets slowly back to his feet.
Fatty fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fatty tries to clinch but Jakobs is having none of it.
Jakobs looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fatty is fending him off so far but Jakobs persists. Nope, Fatty circles away and we're back to standing.
Fatty Fatty is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jakobs scores a takedown into full mount!
Jakobs won't let Fatty get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Jakobs looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jakobs won't let Fatty get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Jakobs controlling from mount.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Jakobs postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Fatty looks a forlorn figure.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jakobs sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We're going to have a standup here because Dylan Jakobs wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Jakobs looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Fatty avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jakobs controlling from the top position.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Dylan Jakobs wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Fatty swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fatty misses with a body shot.
Jakobs throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fatty was covering up waiting for the punch and Jakobs finishes the takedown easily into guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jakobs is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Jakobs connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jakobs misses with a wild combination.
Fatty doesn't manage to clinch there - Jakobs circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dylan Jakobs dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Fatty gets caught flat footed, as Jakobs shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Jakobs looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Fatty wants to stand up but Jakobs is controlling him.
Jakobs advances position into side control!
Jakobs controlling the position from side mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Dylan Jakobs has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Jakobs will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fatty tries to clinch there but Jakobs circles away.
Fatty leaves Jakobs with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jakobs shoots in and gets a takedown into Fatty's guard.
Jakobs won't allow Fatty to get back to his feet.
Jakobs slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Dylan Jakobs.
Jakobs drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Jakobs forces his way into half guard.
Jakobs works his way into side control.
Jakobs takes a little break here. Fatty wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Fatty Fatty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatty wants to get back to his feet.
Fatty takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
We're going to have a standup here because Dylan Jakobs wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Fatty tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jakobs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jakobs shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Fatty is trying to defend but Jakobs finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Jakobs uses his free foot to push down on Fatty's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Fatty.
Jakobs content just to control the position here.
Jakobs's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Fatty throwing hammer fists to the chest of Jakobs. What's that going to do exactly?
And that's the end of the fight!
Dylan Jakobs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jakobs has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dylan Jakobs!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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