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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Werner Klemperer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baby Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klemperer comes to the cage accompanied by Hogan's Heroes. Werner Klemperer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Baby Jesus's chin.
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171 cm
24
145 lbs
12 - 9 - 0 |
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179 cm
22
170 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Werner Klemperer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Baby Jesus! The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Eddie Farnsworth and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Klemperer misses with a looping left. Jesus throws a hook but Klemperer blocks it. Klemperer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jesus. Klemperer scores with a punch to the head. Klemperer ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Jesus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Klemperer swings widly with a right hand
and Jesus counters with a three punch combo that has Klemperer backing up. Klemperer nods at Jesus to acknowledge the strikes. Jesus swings and misses with a shot to the body and Klemperer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jesus is rocked! Klemperer moves into the clinch. Jesus is still on wobbly legs! Can Klemperer finish him? Klemperer throws a big uppercut that drops Jesus! More strikes from Klemperer and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Jesus lies dazed against the cage as Klemperer celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Werner Klemperer!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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