PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trey Oeuftete (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkerello Punchistan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oeuftete's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Way I Feel. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Oeuftete
vs
Punchistan

198 cm
23
271 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

195 cm
22
280 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Trey Oeuftete!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Donkerello Punchistan!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchistan tries to close the distance and clinch but Oeuftete swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oeuftete avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Punchistan is looking to clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Oeuftete pushes Punchistan back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Punchistan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Punchistan takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Donkerello Punchistan has been cut.
Punchistan looking to slow down the pace here.
Oeuftete gets through Punchistan's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Oeuftete has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head and Punchistan goes down! Oeuftete dives on top of him - Punchistan manages to get guard.
Oeuftete slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Oeuftete with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Oeuftete decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Punchistan, up you get!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oeuftete shoots in looking for a takedown but Punchistan manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Oeuftete's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Oeuftete throws a monster overhand right that drops Punchistan! Oeuftete follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Trey Oeuftete!