PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jose Maria El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonsku Shaker Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso comes into the arena with Fala a Minha Alma blaring out of the sound system. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Maria El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso
vs
Shaker Boy

180 cm
19
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

massive COCK

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jose Maria El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jonsku Shaker Boy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso throws a right hand that misses
and Shaker Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Shaker Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Shaker Boy quickly recovers to half guard.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso wants to stand up but Shaker Boy has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Shaker Boy is trying to control but can't.
Shaker Boy has hold of El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso's hands but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is trying to control the action in half guard but Shaker Boy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Shaker Boy wants to improve his position but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is controlling well.
Shaker Boy trying to control but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso postures up.

Shaker Boy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Shaker Boy wants to control but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shaker Boy is looking to escape.
Shaker Boy trying to hold on to El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso's head to control him but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso postures up.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Shaker Boy tries to get to full guard but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso has control of the leg.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso wants to pass the guard but Shaker Boy is defending well.
Shaker Boy tries to get to full guard but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso has control of the leg.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Shaker Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is just out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Shaker Boy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Shaker Boy's jab looks to have found its range, popping El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso under the eye.
Shaker Boy wants to clinch but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso slips to the side

and El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Shaker Boy!
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso landing strikes, looking to finish!
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso with good strikes from the mount here!
Shaker Boy bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Shaker Boy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Shaker Boy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Shaker Boy gets to his feet. El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is breathing heavily.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso keeps the fight on the outside.
Shaker Boy tries to clinch up

and El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Shaker Boy's guard now.
Shaker Boy trying to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shaker Boy keeping moving, preventing El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso from controlling successfully.

El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Shaker Boy has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Shaker Boy.
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso wants to lay and pray for a moment but Shaker Boy keeps working.

Shaker Boy throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shaker Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up but El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Shaker Boy drops El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso with a left right combo! Shaker Boy follows him down to the ground into side control.

El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is looking for a sweep.
Oh El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shaker Boy working the head and body with strikes.

Shaker Boy stands up.
Shaker Boy connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso covering up! Shaker Boy comes in with a big uppercut and El Gumbala del Hoya con Queso goes doooown! He's slumped up against the ropes, eyes staring blankly into space.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jonsku Shaker Boy!