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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Draft Beer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guster Spencer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beer comes to the cage accompanied by 300 Violin Orchestra. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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190 cm
23
167 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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179 cm
22
167 lbs
7 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Draft Beer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Guster Spencer! The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Viktor Lagutenko and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Beer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Spencer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beer throws out the jab. Spencer looks to land a right hand but Beer moved out of range. Spencer swats away the attempt to clinch by Beer. Beer closes the distance and clinches. Beer tries to circle away but Spencer has him pinned against the cage. Spencer tries to pull guard but Beer won't allow it.
Spencer is working for takedown but Beer is calmly controlling the position for now. Beer lands a nice uppercut. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Beer scores with a nice hook to the head. Beer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Beer stops a takedown attempt from Spencer.
Draft Beer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Guster Spencer. Beer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's one minute gone in the round. Beer takes a swing at Spencer's ribcage but misses. Spencer misses with a wild body shot. Spencer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Beer counters with a nice uppercut. Spencer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Spencer shoots in and drives through. Beer sprawls well. Spencer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Beer as he avoids it easily. Beer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Spencer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Spencer misses with a two punch combination.
Spencer tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Beer swivels and escapes. Beer scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Spencer shoots in looking for a takedown but Beer manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Spencer's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Guster Spencer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Spencer is defended easily by Beer. Beer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Spencer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Beer takes a swing at Spencer's ribcage but misses. Beer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
It looks like Guster Spencer has been cut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Beer misses with a low kick.
Spencer misses with a takedown attempt and Beer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Spencer's knee momentarily. Spencer looks gassed! A big left from Beer misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Spencer slips a straight right by Beer. Beer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spencer shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Beer counters by moving into the clinch. Beer working some nice short punches in the clinch. Beer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Beer misses with a low kick.
Spencer checks the leg kick. Spencer lands with a shot to the body. Spencer fails with a takedown attempt. Spencer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Spencer misses with a takedown attempt and Beer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Beer staying out of range there. Spencer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Beer on the side of the head. Draft Beer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Beer tries to sprawl but Spencer drives through with a takedown into half guard. Beer is looking to control Spencer's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Beer avoid being mounted? The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Beer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Beer. Beer controls Spencer momentarily but Spencer frees himself. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Draft Beer dominated that round. The cut man is working on Guster Spencer's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Spencer swings widly with a right hand
enabling Beer to counter with a crisp jab. A shot to the body from Beer misses and Spencer decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Beer's guard. Beer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Spencer is one step ahead there. Spencer tries to free his leg and advance position but Beer is retaining full guard. Beer is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Spencer is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's one minute gone in the round. The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground. Spencer darts in trying to clinch and Beer counters with a right hand to the body. Spencer throws a right hand that misses
and Beer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Spencer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Spencer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Beer pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spencer is out of range and Beer settles back down. Spencer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Beer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Beer scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Spencer misses with a hook to the body
and Beer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Spencer misses with a takedown attempt and Beer counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Spencer is breathing heavily. Beer tries to score with a low kick but Spencer moves his leg out of the way. Beer pushes Spencer up against the cage in a clinch. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Spencer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Beer lands a nice uppercut. Spencer is trying to break the clinch but Beer has him pressed against the cage. Beer wants to break free but Spencer has control.
Beer just leaning against Spencer, taking a breather. Beer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Spencer's efforts to push away. Stalling in the clinch from Beer.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Spencer is trying to drag Beer to the mat but Beer just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Spencer leaning his opponent against the cage. Beer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Beer is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Beer throws a leg kick but Spencer sees it coming and moves out of range. Spencer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Beer tries to avoid it but Spencer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Beer to the ground. Beer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Draft Beer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Guster Spencer. Spencer throws a right hand that misses
and Beer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Beer misses with a low kick as Spencer jumps back. Beer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Beer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Spencer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Beer can pounce on him.
Spencer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Spencer tries to clinch but fails miserably and Beer counters with a low kick, right behind Spencer 's knee. Spencer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Beer counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Spencer walks into a left hand. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Beer is looking to score with low kicks. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Beer throws a shot from downtown. Spencer moves away and avoids it. Beer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Beer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Draft Beer dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Guster Spencer's cut. That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Spencer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Beer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Spencer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guster Spencer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Spencer throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Beer takes a swing at Spencer's ribcage but misses. Beer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Beer tries to clinch but Spencer moves away enabling Spencer to counter with a crisp jab. Spencer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Beer. That did some damage! Spencer avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Spencer slips a jab and a cross from Beer.
That's one minute gone in the round. A jab from Beer does it's job there. Spencer misses the shot to the body. Beer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Spencer lands a nice hook to Beer's body. Beer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Spencer jabbing away but nothing is landing. Spencer looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Beer is fending him off so far but Spencer persists. Nope, Beer circles away and we're back to standing. Spencer misses with a double jab.
Spencer shoots in looking for a takedown. Beer tries to sprawl out of it but Spencer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Beer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Spencer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Beer tries to close the distance and clinch but Spencer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Spencer misses with a right hand and Beer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Beer wants to clinch. Spencer throws a body punch but Beer moves out of range. Spencer throws an off balance right hand
and Beer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Beer is looking to clinch but Spencer is avoiding it.
Beer moves out of range as Spencer strikes. Draft Beer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Draft Beer is winning the standup battle so far. Spencer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Beer's waist but Beer gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Spencer off to one side. Draft Beer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Guster Spencer. Beer lands with a nice body punch. Spencer checks a low kick from Beer. Spencer blocks a head kick by Beer.
Beer lands a nice hook to Spencer's body. Spencer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Spencer tries a head kick but it misses.
Spencer misses with a leg kick and Beer counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Beer with a body punch. A glancing blow. Beer misses the shot to the body. Spencer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Beer. Beer throws the left hand but Spencer avoids the punch easily. Spencer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beer.
Spencer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Beer counters with a one-two to the body. Guster Spencer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Beer tries to clinch but Spencer moves out of range. Nice jab there from Beer.
That has opened up Guster Spencer's cut even more. A shot to the body from Spencer misses enabling Beer to counter with a crisp jab.
And that's the end of the fight! Draft Beer showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Beer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight for Draft Beer! Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight for Draft Beer! Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight for Draft Beer!
Draft Beer wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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