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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ed Gein will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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180 cm
26
205 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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198 cm
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217 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Happy Gilmore! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ed Gein! The judges for this bout are , and .
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Gilmore looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Gein connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Happy Gilmore has been cut. Gein cracks Gilmore with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Gilmore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gilmore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gilmore throws a poor cross that misses
and Gein connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Gein jabs Gilmore right on the nose. Gilmore blinks but takes it well. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Gilmore pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Gein lands with a good body shot. Gilmore is breathing heavily. Gein lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Gein cracks Gilmore with a left hook right on the temple and Gilmore goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Gein lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Gilmore is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ed Gein!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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