PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tyler Durden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manchild Warsaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Durden comes to the cage accompanied by Bodies. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Durden
vs
Warsaw

170 cm
22
168 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

175 cm
21
160 lbs
6 - 1 - 2

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyler Durden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 2, fighting out of New York, Manchild Warsaw!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Alyssa Summers and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Durden rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Warsaw counters with a takedown into side control.
Durden is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Warsaw controlling the position from side mount.
Warsaw tries to stand but Durden is controlling his head.
Durden struggling a bit here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden is not content to let Warsaw control the position.
Durden being controlled for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Durden is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Warsaw asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Warsaw taking a breather here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Durden tries to bench press Warsaw off him but Warsaw keeps the position.
Warsaw wants to control but Durden is keeping him busy.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Manchild Warsaw.
Durden rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Warsaw counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Warsaw with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Let's hope that Warsaw has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manchild Warsaw dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Durden takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Warsaw throws out a powerful jab.
Durden walks into a left hand.
Durden tries to clinch up.
Durden closes the distance looking to clinch
and Warsaw counters with a nice uppercut.
Durden throws a right hand that misses
and Warsaw counters with a stiff right hand.
Durden throws a sloppy body shot
letting Warsaw counter with a right hand.
Durden takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Durden takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Durden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tyler Durden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Durden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Warsaw moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Durden swings widly with a right hand
and Warsaw counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warsaw just misses with a punch to the body.
Warsaw jabs at Durden's body.
Durden takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A shot to the body from Durden misses
and Warsaw counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Durden swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Warsaw counters with a straight right hand.
Durden misses with a lunging right hand
letting Warsaw counter with a right hand.
Warsaw wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Durden darts in trying to clinch
and Warsaw counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A shot to the body from Durden misses
and Warsaw counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Durden walks into a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Durden throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Warsaw counters with a straight right hand.
Warsaw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durden moves away.
Durden takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden misses with a combination
and Warsaw counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Warsaw fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Warsaw thows a body shot but no joy.
Durden takes a jab right on the kisser.
Warsaw lands with a good body shot.
Warsaw throws a body punch but Durden moves out of range.
Durden walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Warsaw catches Durden with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Durden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Durden takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Warsaw paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Warsaw has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Warsaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Durden is just out of range.
Warsaw fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Durden looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Durden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warsaw misses with a body shot.
Warsaw lands with a shot to the body.
Warsaw lands with an uppercut that bounces Durden off the cage and back into rage.
Durden throws a solid leg kick but Warsaw takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Durden.
Warsaw scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Tyler Durden has been cut.
Warsaw ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Warsaw just misses with a punch to the body.
Warsaw scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Manchild Warsaw seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A shot to the body from Durden misses
and Warsaw counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Warsaw with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Good standup being displayed there by Warsaw as he connects with a hook.
Warsaw misses with a wild body shot.
Warsaw lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Warsaw throws a body punch but Durden moves out of range.
Warsaw is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Durden rather than just go for the knockout.
Durden takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Warsaw lands a jab to Durden's midsection.
Warsaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Durden is just out of range.
Warsaw takes a swing at Durden's ribcage but misses.
A cross from Warsaw lands.
Durden gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Warsaw.
Warsaw darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Warsaw lands a nice looking body shot.
Warsaw stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Warsaw fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Warsaw connects with the punch.

Durden is rocked!
Warsaw cracks a nice hook into Durden's ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Warsaw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durden moves away.
Warsaw scores with a hook to the body. Durden takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Warsaw throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Durden stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Warsaw misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manchild Warsaw showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tyler Durden's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Nice shot by Warsaw.
Warsaw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Warsaw moves away from the strike by Durden.
Durden looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Durden throws a lazy uppercut
and Warsaw makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Durden scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Durden misses with a double jab
and Warsaw counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Warsaw changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Warsaw scores with a jab to the jaw.
Durden doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Warsaw ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Warsaw connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Durden momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Warsaw cracks Durden with a right hand to the side of the head.
Warsaw lands a nice looking body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Warsaw scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warsaw swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Warsaw lands a nice looking body shot.
Warsaw throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Durden stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Warsaw scores with a hook to the body. Durden takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Warsaw stuns Durden with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Warsaw comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Warsaw ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Warsaw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Durden misses with a left hand
and Warsaw counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Durden doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Warsaw takes a swing at Durden's ribcage but misses.
Warsaw misses with a wild body shot.
Nice cross by Warsaw.
A jab lands there for Warsaw.
A lazy left from Warsaw finds it's target.
Manchild Warsaw is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden misses with a combination
and Warsaw counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Warsaw jabs Durden to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Warsaw throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Warsaw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Durden with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Warsaw to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice uppercut lands for Warsaw. That snapped Durden's head back.
Durden on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Warsaw misses the shot to the body.
Warsaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Durden is just out of range.
Warsaw comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Warsaw lands a right hook to the body.
Durden looks to clinch
and Warsaw counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Warsaw lands a jab to the head.
Tyler Durden has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warsaw's corner calls for a 1-2. Warsaw obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Durden gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Warsaw connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Warsaw lands with a good body shot.
Durden falls off balance throwing a combination
and Warsaw counters with a straight right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Warsaw. Durden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Warsaw tests Durden's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Durden takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Warsaw scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Warsaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Durden is just out of range.
Warsaw digs a good body shot into Durden's ribs.
Warsaw lands with a good body shot.
Warsaw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Durden was well out of range. Poor timing from Warsaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Durden throws a left and a right that both miss
and Warsaw counters with a left to the body.
Warsaw throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Durden stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Warsaw misses with a body shot.
Warsaw lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Warsaw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Durden was well out of range. Poor timing from Warsaw.
Durden takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Durden misses with a shot to the body
and Warsaw counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Warsaw lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Durden on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Warsaw throws a one two combo.
Warsaw fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Durden takes one to the side of the head.
Durden takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Warsaw connects with a body shot.
Warsaw lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

And that's the end of the fight!
Manchild Warsaw comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Warsaw has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 25:30
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 25:30
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manchild Warsaw!