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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derrick Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Ferguson's choice of entrance music: Jeopardy theme song. On his way into the cage it seems that Derrick Tyson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Derrick Tyson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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265 lbs
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228 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Dangerous GnP
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Derrick Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyson and Ferguson are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Tyson throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Ferguson into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Tyson knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Derrick Tyson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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