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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derrick Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Ferguson's choice of entrance music: Jeopardy theme song. On his way into the cage it seems that Derrick Tyson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Derrick Tyson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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265 lbs
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228 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Dangerous GnP
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Derrick Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa J�rvil�inen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyson and Ferguson are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Tyson throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Ferguson into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Tyson knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Derrick Tyson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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