PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Joey De Andreas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think De Andreas might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Free Bird by Leonard Skynard. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

De Andreas
vs
Cartman

175 cm
24
155 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

165 cm
22
150 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joey De Andreas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
enabling De Andreas to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman throws a leg kick that is checked
and De Andreas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and De Andreas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
letting De Andreas counter with a right hand.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and De Andreas counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman throws a poor cross that misses
enabling De Andreas to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman swings away with a body shot that misses
and De Andreas connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice shot lands for De Andreas.
Cartman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De Andreas counters with a one-two to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Andreas connects with a single shot there.
De Andreas is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Cartman throws a lazy uppercut
and De Andreas counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.
A head kick by Cartman misses
and De Andreas counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before De Andreas has time to react.
De Andreas throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
Cartman misses with a left hand
and De Andreas counters with a nice body shot.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De Andreas misses the body punch
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman throws a poor cross that misses
and De Andreas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
De Andreas tries to clinch up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Andreas throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cartman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A head kick by Cartman misses
and De Andreas counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
De Andreas fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and De Andreas counters with a lovely straight right hand!
De Andreas shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cartman as he avoids it easily.
De Andreas throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De Andreas ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
De Andreas is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cartman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a jab to the body
and De Andreas makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A shot to the body from Cartman misses
and De Andreas counters with a left to the body.
Cartman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De Andreas counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
De Andreas throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from De Andreas.
De Andreas avoids the body shot from Cartman.
De Andreas misses the shot to the body.
De Andreas misses with a body punch
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Cartman swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling De Andreas to counter with a crisp jab.
De Andreas moves out of range of the body kick.
Cartman scores with a crisp jab that stopped De Andreas in his tracks.
De Andreas staying out of range there.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from De Andreas misses.
Cartman swings for the body but De Andreas moves out of range.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
and De Andreas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Joey De Andreas will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and De Andreas counters with a stiff right hand.
De Andreas looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Cartman throws a poor cross that misses
and De Andreas counters with a right hand to the body.
De Andreas fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cartman throws a head kick but De Andreas moves out of range.
Cartman misses with the body kick
and De Andreas counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Andreas doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from De Andreas.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and De Andreas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Andreas lands a jab to Cartman's midsection.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
De Andreas swings widly with a right hand
and Cartman counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
De Andreas scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
De Andreas misses with a wild body shot.
De Andreas lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cartman misses with a double jab
enabling De Andreas to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman misses with a body punch
and De Andreas counters with a left to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Andreas digs a good hook to Cartman's body.
Cartman misses with a hook
and De Andreas counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and De Andreas counters with a nice body shot.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand
and Cartman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cartman misses with a right hand
enabling De Andreas to counter with a crisp jab.
De Andreas swings away with a body shot that misses
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and De Andreas counters with a nice uppercut.
De Andreas looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
De Andreas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
De Andreas darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
De Andreas connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cartman momentarily.
Cartman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cartman misses with a shot to the body
and De Andreas counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman thuds a left hand into De Andreas's body.
De Andreas tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman throws a lazy uppercut
and De Andreas counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand
and De Andreas counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
De Andreas lands a jab to the head.
Cartman has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
De Andreas tries to clinch up.
Cartman throws a lazy uppercut
and De Andreas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A head kick by Cartman misses
and De Andreas counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey De Andreas dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

De Andreas scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cartman swings and misses with a shot to the body
and De Andreas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick
and De Andreas counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and De Andreas counters with a straight right hand.
De Andreas misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Andreas misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman misses with a right hand
and De Andreas counters with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and De Andreas counters with a left to the body.
Cartman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cartman lands with a kick to the temple. De Andreas shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Cartman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling De Andreas to score with a decent uppercut.
Cartman misses with a right hand
and De Andreas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
De Andreas lands with a nice body punch.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and De Andreas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Joey De Andreas is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Andreas looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
De Andreas misses with an uppercut
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
De Andreas misses with a hook.
De Andreas displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
De Andreas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De Andreas closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cartman throws a right hand that De Andreas ducks under and follows up with a left that De Andreas also avoids with ease.
Cartman takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks to land a body kick but De Andreas moved away.
Cartman looks to land a combination. De Andreas sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cartman misses with a jab to the body
and De Andreas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and De Andreas moves out of range easily.
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
and De Andreas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand
and De Andreas counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A right-left combo lands from Cartman.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and De Andreas counters with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tests De Andreas's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cartman throws a head kick but De Andreas moves out of range.
Cartman misses with a body shot
and De Andreas counters with a left to the body.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but De Andreas manages to avoid it.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
De Andreas uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
De Andreas lands a two punch combo.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Eric Cartman.
Well De Andreas has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Joey De Andreas!