PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marshmallow Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stupid Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Marshmallow Bunny could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Stupid Head's chin.

Bunny
vs
Head

200 cm
18
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Poweful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Marshmallow Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Stupid Head!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Head misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Head.
Head fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Marshmallow Bunny has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stupid Head.
Head fails to land the takedown.
Head shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Head looks gassed!
Head closes the distance and clinches up with Bunny, looking for a takedown. Head pushes Bunny against the cage but Bunny circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Head shoots for a takedown but Bunny saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Bunny scores with a takedown into Head's guard.
Head throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Bunny cracks Head with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bunny distracts Head with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Head really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bunny. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bunny pushing down on Head's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Head is trying to get back to full guard.
Head is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Head is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bunny scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunny looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Head tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Well, if Bunny is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Head strikes from the bottom but Bunny uses the opportunity to move to side control.
Head throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Head gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Bunny scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Head?
Head is looking to improve his position but Bunny isn't that keen on the idea.
Bunny lands a nice shot to the head.
Bunny landing shots from mount.
Bunny with a couple of short strikes.
Head tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bunny has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Bunny working for a submission but Head is keeping him at bay.
Bunny pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunny blocks Head's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Head working to try and regain half guard.
Bunny punishing his opponent with strikes.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Head tries to get back to half guard but can't.
A nice elbow there by Bunny.
Bunny with good strikes from the mount here!

Head is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bunny looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Head is still in real trouble! Can Bunny finish him?
Bunny sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Head is desperately trying to improve his position but Bunny has a good base and remains in mount.
Bunny unloading with bombs!
Head is trying to escape the mount.
Head seems to have recovered his senses.
Bunny has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Head's face.
Bunny unloading with bombs!
Head working to try and regain half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunny landing strikes from the mount.
Bunny with a couple of short strikes.
Head throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

Head tries to improve his position but Bunny has taken his back! Bunny has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Head tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Bunny pushes Head away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Marshmallow Bunny!