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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moe Lester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Moe Lester!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen throws a head kick that misses.
Sheen bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Sheen connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Lester some visible discomfort.
Lester is trying to control Sheen's posture but Sheen avoids it.
Lester really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Sheen. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Sheen decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Sheen throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Lester's waist but Lester gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Sheen off to one side.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lester.
Lester fails with a takedown attempt.
Sheen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a double jab.
Sheen with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lester counters with a nice uppercut.
Lester tries to clinch but Sheen moves out of range.
Sheen stuffs the takedown attempt from Lester. Lester gets slowly back to his feet.
Charlie Sheen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Moe Lester.
Lester tries a head kick but it misses.
Lester should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Lester gets a clinch.
Lester jumps guard but Sheen stands there with Lester around his waist. Lester gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Lester prevents a takedown attempt there.
Sheen trying to control the position but instead, Lester has worked for underhooks and has pushed Sheen into the cage.
Lester blocks a body shot from Sheen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lester is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Sheen goes for a takedown in the clinch but Lester prevents it.
Sheen prevents a takedown attempt there.
Sheen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lester shoots in for a takedown but Sheen shows good takedown defense.
Lester looks gassed!
Sheen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lester as he avoids it easily.
Sheen misses with a takedown attempt
and Lester counters by moving into the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Lester.
Lester lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sheen stops a takedown attempt from Lester.
Lester goes for a takedown in the clinch but Sheen prevents it.
Sheen tries to land knees in the clinch but Lester avoids the damage to the body.
Sheen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen pulls guard.
Sheen has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Lester off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Sheen shoots and misses
and Lester counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lester keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Lester gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Lester tries to score a body lock takedown but Sheen shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Sheen manages to break the clinch.
Sheen throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Lester tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Sheen is in Lester's guard.
Sheen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sheen trying to control but Lester is working from the bottom.
Lester had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Sheen defends it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen pushing down on Lester's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lester misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Sheen is thwarting Lester's attempts to control the position.
Sheen winds up and cracks Lester with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Sheen decides to stand and escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Sheen throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Lester's waist but Lester gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Sheen off to one side.
Lester will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Sheen closes the distance but Lester moves to the side
and Lester counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Sheen!
Sheen is wriggling around trying to escape.
Lester blocks Sheen's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Sheen tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sheen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sheen tries to hold on but Lester pushes him away.
Sheen slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Lester is looking to take a break and control but Sheen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen pushes Lester off and gets back to his feet.
Sheen instigates a clinch.
Lester is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sheen pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sheen jumps guard.
Sheen manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Lester manages to get himself to full guard.
Lester throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Sheen drops back looking for a leg! Lester is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Lester manages to kick Sheen off! Sheen jumps back into Lester's guard.
Sheen cracks Lester with a solid left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lester not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Sheen wants to control from the top but Lester keeps moving.
Sheen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sheen stands up and waves to Lester to follow him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a double jab
and Lester counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheen closes the distance looking to clinch
and Lester counters with a two punch combo.
Sheen tries a head kick but it misses.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Sheen.
Lester tries to improve position but can't.
Lester is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen is looking to take a break and control but Lester is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lester is looking to regain half guard here but Sheen keeps moving and retains side control.
Lester can't do much from the bottom here.
Sheen advances to full mount.
Sheen controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Horrible takedown by Sheen or perhaps it was just good defense by Lester which made him look bad.
Sheen changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Lester tries to avoid it but Sheen manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Lester to the ground. Lester escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Sheen fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charlie Sheen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lester tries to clinch but Sheen moves away
and Sheen counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Lester has his foot on Sheen's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Sheen works his way back into a safe position though.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Lester can do anything to dispel that myth.
Lester controlling Sheen's posture.
Lester is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lester seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Sheen wants to control from the top but Lester keeps moving.
Lester wants to improve his position but instead Sheen has moved into half guard.
Sheen is controlling the pace.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Sheen passes into side control, despite Lester's attempt to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Sheen decides to stand back up. Sheen steps back and let's Lester get back to his feet.
Lester stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Lester wants it to stay on the feet.
Sheen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sheen has managed to clinch.
Sheen tries to score a body lock takedown but Lester shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Sheen looking for a takedown.
Sheen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Lester.
Sheen wants to clinch
and Lester counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Sheen!
Sheen is wriggling around trying to escape.
Sheen flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Sheen wants to hold on but Lester pushes him away.
Lester won't let Sheen get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Lester throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Sheen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Sheen slips nicely into half guard.
Sheen wants to take a breather but Lester is having none of it.
Lester pushes Sheen off looking to stand but Sheen dives back in and keeps control.
Sheen works his way into side control.
Sheen trying to control the position but Lester is working away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Sheen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Sheen, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Sheen!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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