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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Spank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eulogy Spoakin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spoakin has chosen Scarface ft Devin The Dude - Hand Of The Dead Body as his entrance music. Frank Spank is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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285 lbs
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272 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Spank!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eulogy Spoakin!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spank fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Spoakin on the side of the head.
Spoakin does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Spoakin.
Spoakin drops his hands momentarily and Spank takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Spank throws a right hand that misses
and Spoakin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Spoakin throws a body punch but Spank moves out of range.
Spoakin misses with a head kick.
Spank feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Spoakins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Spank takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spoakin throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spoakin throws a wild body kick that Spank sees coming a mile off.
Spoakin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spank scores with a sloppy right hand. Spoakin should have avoided that one.
Spank swinging wildly here.
Spank wants to slow Spoakin down by chopping away at his legs.
Spank misses with a double jab
and Spoakin counters with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spank misses with a double jab
and Spoakin counters with a three punch combo that has Spank backing up. Spank nods at Spoakin to acknowledge the strikes.
Spank is breathing heavily.
Spoakin fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spank has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spoakin throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Spoakin lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spank's sensitive parts.
Spoakin thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Spank if he has to take too many more of those.
Frank Spank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spoakin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spank uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spoakin.
Spoakin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Spank stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Spoakin connects with a leg kick. Spank looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spoakin throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spank takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Spoakin shoots in and gets a takedown into Spank's guard.
Spoakin postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Spank is keeping the position for now.
Spank avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Spoakin is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Spoakin forces his way into half guard.
Spoakin looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Spank is not content to let Spoakin control the position.
Spoakin wants to free his trapped foot but Spank is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Spoakin is controlling the pace.
Spoakin wants to control but Spank is keeping him busy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spoakin throwing shots but Spank is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eulogy Spoakin dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Spank takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Spoakin!
Spank throws a predictable looking body shot
and Spoakin counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spank stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Spank wants it to stay on the feet.
Eulogy Spoakin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Spoakin tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spank is able to avoid easily.
Spank chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spoakin can pounce on him.
Spoakin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Spoakin throws a series of punches but Spank moves out of range.
Spank throws a left and a right that both miss
and Spoakin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spoakin moves into range and clinches up with Spank.
Spank misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Spoakin scores with a nice short uppercut.
Spoakin pushes Spank back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Spoakin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Spoakin.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spank taking a breather.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Spoakin creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spoakin wants a takedown.
Spank is struggling to control the position.
Spoakin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Spoakin is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Frank Spank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eulogy Spoakin.
Spoakin keeps control of Spank as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Spank tries to throw a body punch but Spoakin avoids it by throwing Spank back against the cage.
Spoakin lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spank misses with a punch to the body.
A body shot lands from Spoakin.
Spank tries to circle away but Spoakin has him pinned against the cage.
Spoakin scores with a hook to the body.
Spank tries to throw a body punch but Spoakin avoids it by throwing Spank back against the cage.
Spank wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Spank lands a body shot.
Spoakin lands a nice shot to the body.
A right hand to the body from Spoakin.
Spoakin scores with a hook to the body.
Spoakin is working Spank over against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spank can't find room to land a body shot as Spoakin controls the action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Spoakin.
Good body shot from Spoakin.
Spoakin lands a nice shot to the body.
Spoakin pushes Spank back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spoakin breaks the clinch.
Frank Spank is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spoakin misses with a body shot.
A shot to the liver by Spoakin. Beautiful body shot.
Spoakin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Spoakin ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spoakin.
Spoakin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A head kick misses from Spoakin.
Spoakin misses the shot to the body.
Spoakin is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Spank rather than just go for the knockout.
Spank takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Spank moves out of range of the body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin scores with a nice body kick.
Spoakin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spoakin throws a wild body kick that Spank sees coming a mile off.
Spoakin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spank manages to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Spoakin. That's going to slow Spank down.
Spoakin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
It looks like Frank Spank has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spoakin digs a good hook to Spank's body.
Spoakin misses with a series of wild punches.
Spoakin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spoakin misses with a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Spoakin.
Spank is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spoakin moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Spoakin.
Spoakin lands with a good body shot.
Spoakin fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spank.
Spoakin misses with a wild body shot.
Spank takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jab by Spoakin.
Spoakin scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spank doesn't seem bothered though.
Spank takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Spank slips a jab and a cross from Spoakin.
Spank looks to land a combination but Spoakin avoids it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spank throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spoakin misses with a right hand
and Spank counters with an inside leg kick.
Spoakin fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eulogy Spoakin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Frank Spank's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Spank tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Spoakin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Spank looks to land a combination but Spoakin avoids it well.
Spank throws a right hand that misses
and Spoakin counters with a leg kick.
Spank misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spank misses with a jab to the body
and Spoakin counters with a left to the body.
Spoakin throws a head kick that misses.
Spoakin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Spoakin wants to clinch.
Spoakin moves into the clinch.
Spoakin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Spank or not.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A right handed body shot lands from Spoakin.
Spoakin turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Spoakin manages to end up in side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spank being controlled for a moment.
Spoakin has knee on belly and moves into mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A nice elbow there by Spoakin.
Spoakin controlling the pace for now.
Spoakin lands with some strikes.
Spoakin tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spank avoids a series of strikes thrown by Spoakin.
Spoakin sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Spank is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Spoakin lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Spoakin breaks from Spank's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Spoakin looking to control and managing it successfully.
Spoakin's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eulogy Spoakin really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Spank's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Spoakin looks to land a body kick but Spank moved away.
Spank throws an overhand right that lands on Spoakin's shoulder, as Spoakin tries to avoid the shot.
Spank misses with a right hand
and Spoakin counters with a straight right hand.
Spoakin misses with a wild body shot.
Spank avoids the body shot from Spoakin.
Some wild striking there from Spank.
Spank scores with a hook to the body. Spoakin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Spoakin throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Spoakin misses the jab.
Spank throws a leg kick
and Spoakin counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Spoakin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Spoakin connects with a leg kick. Spank looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
A swing and a miss from Spoakin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spoakin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Spoakin lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Spoakin.
Spank is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Spank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spoakin fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Spoakin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spank was well out of range. Poor timing from Spoakin.
Spoakin throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Spank throws a looping overhand right but Spoakin ducks down to avoid it.
Spank tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Spoakin lands with an overhand left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spoakin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Spoakin closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Spank did well to prevent Spoakin getting side control.
Spoakin looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Spoakin controlling the pace.
Spoakin missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Spoakin seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Eulogy Spoakin.
Spank jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spoakin misses with a few strikes there.
Spank bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Spoakin's head.
Spank takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Good standup being displayed there by Spoakin as he connects with a hook.
Spoakin fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Spoakin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Spank gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spoakin showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin throwing strikes from guard but Spank blocks nicely.
Spank keeping full guard, as Spoakin tries to pass.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spank keeping moving, preventing Spoakin from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eulogy Spoakin dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Frank Spank's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Spoakin lands a body shot.
Spank throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spank misses with a right hand
and Spoakin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spoakin.
A head kick misses from Spoakin.
Spoakin cracks the inside of Spank's front leg.
Spank has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spoakin.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spoakin throws a sloppy head kick and Spank moves out of range easily.
Spank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Spoakin.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spoakin.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Spoakin tries a head kick but it misses.
Spank chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spoakin can pounce on him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Spoakin.
Spoakin misses with a wild body shot.
Spoakin connects with a body shot that sends Spank's belly button to the back.
Spoakin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Spank. That did some damage!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spoakin goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spoakin.
Spoakin scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spoakin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Spoakin misses with a body kick.
Spoakin cracks Spank with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Spoakin scores with a jab.
Spank moves out of range of the body kick from Spoakin.
Spank has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Spoakin.
Spank steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Spoakin. That one must have hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin connects with a solid leg kick.
Spoakin digs a good body shot into Spank's ribs.
Spoakin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Spoakin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Spoakin fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Spoakin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Spoakin looks to score with a jab to the body but Spank is just out of range.
Spank showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spoakin.
Spoakin tries to bum rush Spank with a series of wild strikes but Spank uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Spank throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Spoakin counters with an inside leg kick.
Spoakin misses with a two punch combination.
Spoakin closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin taking a breather here.
Spoakin lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Frank Spank has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Spoakin lands a nice forearm strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spoakin trying to control the action but Spank is working from the bottom.
Sloppy strikes there by Spoakin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spoakin postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eulogy Spoakin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Spoakin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 42:50
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 40:50
Judge George Francis scores the fight 41:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eulogy Spoakin! Eulogy Spoakin retains his heavyweight title!
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