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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ZPrizzy Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simmons has chosen Deuces as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, ZPrizzy Simmons!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simmons feints a jab promting Ferguson to slip. Simmons then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Ferguson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
It looks like Turd Ferguson has been cut.
Simmons tries to bum rush Ferguson with a series of wild strikes but Ferguson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ferguson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simmons.
Ferguson scores with a leg kick.
Ferguson scores with a nice body kick.
Ferguson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ferguson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Simmons looks to land a combination but Ferguson avoids it well.
Ferguson is looking to slow Simmons down with leg kicks.
Ferguson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Simmons's hands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simmons misses the shot to the body.
Simmons shoots in for a double leg but Ferguson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Simmons throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ferguson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ferguson lands a jab to Simmons's midsection.
Simmons is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ferguson.
It looks like ZPrizzy Simmons has been cut.
Simmons looks gassed!
Ferguson moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Simmons takes one to the side of the head.
Simmons tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily
and Ferguson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ferguson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson jabs at Simmons's body.
Ferguson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ferguson closes the distance and pushes Simmons back into the cage.
Ferguson stalling against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Ferguson working Simmons over with knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ferguson.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ferguson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Simmons's ribcage.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Simmons is looking to break free of the clinch but Ferguson has double underhooks.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Simmons won't want to take too many of those.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Simmons wants to break the clinch but can't.
Come on Ferguson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Simmons's ribcage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ferguson as Simmons tries to tie him up.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson has Simmons pressed against the cage.
Ferguson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ferguson has Simmons pressed against the cage, preventing Simmons from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Simmons is trying to force a seperation but Ferguson has the dominant position.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Simmons avoids it.
Simmons is trying to break free.
Simmons working hard to break the clinch.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Simmons lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Simmons backwards.
Simmons wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Simmons takes an elbow to the forehead.
Simmons looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ferguson leaning his opponent against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Simmons tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson working Simmons over with knees to the body.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Simmons is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
Simmons tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Simmons is trying to break free.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Simmonss head.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Simmons backwards.
Simmons is looking to break free of the clinch but Ferguson has double underhooks.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Simmons has had enough of the clinch but Ferguson keeps him there for the moment.
Simmons pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ferguson scores with a one two! Simmons had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Simmons misses with a wild combination.
Simmons misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ferguson counters with a nice leg kick.
Ferguson lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Simmons backs up against the cage.
Ferguson scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ferguson lands a jab-cross combination.
Simmons falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.
Ferguson with a nice cross.
Simmons swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Simmons takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Ferguson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ferguson has Simmons up against the cage in a clinch.
Ferguson stalling.
Simmons is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
Ferguson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Simmons backwards.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Simmons lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson lands a damaging elbow.
Simmons is trying to push Ferguson away but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson stalls.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Simmons lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson is pushing Simmons up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Ferguson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Simmons misses with a combination
and Ferguson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Simmons thinking.
Simmons falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.
Turd Ferguson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ferguson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simmons misses with a double jab
and Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Simmons being controlled against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Ferguson.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson slowing the pace effectively.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ferguson prevents a takedown attempt there.
Ferguson dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Simmons in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Simmons tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Ferguson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Simmons's efforts to push away.
Simmons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Simmons wants to break free but Ferguson has control.
Simmons fails to pull guard.
Ferguson stalling against the cage.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Simmons is trying to push Ferguson away but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Simmons has had enough of the clinch but Ferguson keeps him there for the moment.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Simmons is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ferguson has Simmons pressed against the cage, preventing Simmons from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Ferguson prevents Simmons from breaking the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ferguson.
Ferguson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Simmons's efforts to push away.
Simmons is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage.
Ferguson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ferguson prevents Simmons from breaking the clinch.
Simmons working hard to break the clinch.
Simmons wants to break free but Ferguson has control.
Simmons wants to break the clinch but can't.
A right handed body shot lands from Ferguson.
Simmons takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Simmons in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Turd Ferguson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Simmons is trying to break free.
Ferguson pressing his opponent against the cage.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Simmons wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Ferguson lands with a short shot to the head.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Simmons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A bit of stalling here from Ferguson.
Simmons wants to break free but Ferguson has control.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Simmons in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson pushes Simmons back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Simmons tries to break free but Ferguson pushes him back against the cage.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Simmons.
Simmons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Simmons tries to score a body lock takedown but Ferguson shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of ZPrizzy Simmons.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Simmons wants to get back to striking at distance but Ferguson won't allow it.
A hook to the body from Ferguson.
Simmons jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ferguson walks away with a smile on his face. Simmons gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Simmons misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Simmons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Simmons won't want to take too many of those.
Simmons tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Simmons stalling in the clinch but Ferguson improves position.
Simmons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Simmons is trying to break free.
Ferguson lands a shoulder strike.
Simmons tries to circle away but Ferguson has him pinned against the cage.
Ferguson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Simmons up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Simmons has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Simmons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson cracks Simmons with a nice body shot.
Simmons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
Ferguson prevents Simmons from breaking the clinch.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Simmons lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Simmons is looking to break free of the clinch but Ferguson has double underhooks.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Simmons is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ferguson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Simmons is trying to push Ferguson away but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Simmons's face.
Simmons is trying to push Ferguson away but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short body shot lands from Ferguson as the two fighters clinch.
Ferguson has Simmons pushed against the cage.
Simmons is trying to break free.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside.
Ferguson working Simmons over with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Simmons misses with a few strikes there.
Ferguson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simmons connects with a jab.
Ferguson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Simmons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson pushes Simmons back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Simmons's ribcage.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Simmons avoids it.
Ferguson keeps control of Simmons as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Simmons is trying to push Ferguson away but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Ferguson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Simmons.
Ferguson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Simmons's efforts to push away.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ferguson working Simmons over with knees to the body.
Simmons can't break the clinch.
Ferguson digs a right hand into Simmons's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Simmons's gas tank.
Simmons working hard to break the clinch.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Simmons's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Simmons is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Simmons tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ferguson just stands there and leans against the cage.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson taking a breather.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Simmons is blocking nicely.
Simmons escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Simmons throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ferguson counters by clinching up.
Ferguson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Simmons looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Simmons wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Simmons's face.
Ferguson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Simmons can do to turn this around?
Simmons has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Ferguson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Simmons is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Ferguson.
Simmons is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Simmons can't get the takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simmons wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
Ferguson landing knees to the head.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Simmons working hard to break the clinch.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Simmons's ribcage.
Simmons is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
Ferguson cracks Simmons with a nice body shot.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Simmons has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of ZPrizzy Simmons.
Simmons keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Ferguson as he connects with a hook.
Ferguson instigates a clinch.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Simmons wants to get back to striking at distance but Ferguson won't allow it.
Ferguson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Simmons tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Nice body punch from Ferguson - that landed with a thud.
Simmons is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Simmons.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Simmons tries to break free but Ferguson pushes him back against the cage.
Simmons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson lands an elbow inside that Simmons shrugs off.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Turd Ferguson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Simmons is blocking nicely.
Simmons can't get the takedown.
Ferguson prevents Simmons from breaking the clinch.
Simmons looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ferguson lands a right hand.
Simmons working hard to break the clinch.
Ferguson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ferguson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Ferguson digs a right hand into Simmons's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Simmons's gas tank.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson has Simmons pushed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a shot to the body.
Simmons can't break the clinch.
Ferguson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Simmons or not.
Ferguson landing knees to the head.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Simmons tries to break free but Ferguson pushes him back against the cage.
Ferguson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A frustrated look appears on Simmons's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ferguson takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Simmons is trying to break free.
Ferguson digs a right hand underneath Simmons's ribcage. Simmons let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
ZPrizzy Simmons has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Simmons swings wildly with an uppercut but Ferguson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ferguson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson wins by unanimous decision!
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