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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Curtis Payne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Payne comes to the cage accompanied by Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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164 lbs
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163 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Curtis Payne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jonathan Paton and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Payne shoots in and bounces Turd off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Turd throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Payne escapes and throws Turd's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Turd misses with a strike from the bottom.
Turd is looking for a sweep.
Payne trying to control the position but Turd is working away.
Payne throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Turd manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Payne not doing much here.
Payne prevents Turd from improving his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd regains full guard. Nicely done.
Turd isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Payne stacks Turd on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Payne!
Turd is trying to get back to half guard.
Turd is not content to let Payne control the position.
Turd tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Turd gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Turd looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Payne is looking to stall here but Turd recovers full guard.
Payne is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Payne has passed into side control.
Payne wants to lay and pray for a moment but Turd keeps working.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Payne's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Payne is trying to control. Turd wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Turd looking for subs from the bottom but Payne mounts him!
Turd can't escape the position.
Turd is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Payne can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Turd is looking to escape.
Turd is trying to escape the mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Curtis Payne dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A head kick misses from Turd.
Turd misses with a low kick as Payne jumps back.
Payne closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Turd quickly recovers to half guard.
Turd is looking to improve his position.
Payne not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Payne lands a nice short elbow.
Turd wants to improve his position but Payne is controlling well.
Turd works his way to full guard. Good work.
Payne wants to control from the top but Turd keeps moving.
Turd working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Payne doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Payne manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Payne tries to stand but Turd is controlling from the bottom.
Turd keeping full guard, as Payne tries to pass.
Turd has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Payne can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Payne wants to control from the top but Turd keeps moving.
Payne controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Payne stopping the sweep attempt from Turd.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Payne's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Turd looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Payne not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Payne pushing down on Turd's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Turd tries to get to full guard but Payne has control of the leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd looking for submissions off his back.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Turd is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Payne jumps into side control!
Payne tries for a kimura but Turd is defending well.
Turd is looking to reverse the position.
Payne decides to stand back up. Payne steps back and let's Turd get back to his feet.
Payne lands with a nice body punch.
One Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Payne misses with a body punch
and Turd counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Payne regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Turd.
Turd wants to pass the guard but Payne is keeping the position.
Turd thows a big elbow that misses.
Payne is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Turd defends well.
Payne can't keep his opponent in guard - Turd advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Payne wants to control the action here but instead Turd manages to pass to full mount!
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Curtis Payne dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Payne swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Turd counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Payne swings for the body but Turd moves out of range.
Turd scores with a takedown into Payne's guard.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Payne controls Turd momentarily but Turd frees himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Payne is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Turd is aware though and is defending well.
Turd throwing strikes but missing.
Turd working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Payne keeping full guard, as Turd tries to pass.
Turd drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Payne dives on top into guard.
Turd takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd wants to sweep here but Payne controlling him for the moment.
Turd has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Payne can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Payne won't allow Turd to sweep him here.
Turd has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Payne is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Turd.
Payne is chipping away with strikes.
Curtis Payne is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Curtis Payne overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Payne stands up and beckons Turd to his feet.
Turd closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Payne changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Turd looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Turd tries to bench press Payne off him but Payne keeps the position.
Turd manages to get back to half guard.
Well, if Payne is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight� I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza� Yum. Can't wait.
Turd is looking to improve his position.
Turd tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Payne has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Payne lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
One Turd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Payne is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Payne looking to finish Turd with some ground and pound. This is bad for Turd!
A nice elbow there by Payne.
Payne lands with some strikes.
Payne prevents Turd from getting the reversal.
Turd manages to regain half guard. Good work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries to get to full guard but Payne has control of the leg.
Payne takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Turd throws a strike from the bottom but Payne passes into side control!
Payne lands an elbow.
Payne wants to lay and pray for a moment but Turd keeps working.
Payne stands up.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Turd, right into the meat.
And that's the end of the fight!
Curtis Payne showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Payne, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Curtis Payne!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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