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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Kafka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crixus Hair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kafka comes to the cage accompanied by Heartbeats. Hair has chosen I Made it as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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200 cm
24
265 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
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193 cm
21
280 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Franz Kafka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Crixus Hair! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kafka fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hair has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Hair thows a body shot but no joy. Kafka with a body punch. A glancing blow. Hair misses with a left hand and Hair takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Kafka misses with a head kick.
Kafka tries to clinch but Hair moves away and Hair counters with a three punch combo that has Kafka backing up. Kafka nods at Hair to acknowledge the strikes. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Kafka walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Good work by Kafka as he checks the leg kick. Crunch! Kafka slams his shin into Hair's torso. Hair throws a body punch but Kafka moves out of range. Kafka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hair manages to avoid it. Hair connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Kafka tries to clinch and Hair counters with a nice body shot. A jab lands there for Kafka. Kafka fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hair scores with a jab to the body. Kafka misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hair counters with a thumping low kick. Kafka is breathing heavily. Kafka scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Hair misses the jab. Hair uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kafka.
Kafka scores with a leg kick.
Kafka misses with a kick to the body and Kafka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Hair ducks down and throws a hook to the body. This has been an exciting period of action! Hair scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kafka in his tracks. Hair throws a shot from downtown. Kafka moves away and avoids it. Hair checks a low kick from Kafka. Hair swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hair misses with a looping left. Hair throws a leg kick but Kafka sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kafka gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Hair takes a body punch but keeps moving. Kafka bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Kafka misses with a body punch
and Hair counters with a nice body shot. Hair throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Kafka misses with a right hand and Hair counters with a nice right hand that sends Kafka toppling to the canvas! Kafka scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Hair finish him?!
It looks like Franz Kafka has been cut. Hair lands with a big right hook that stumbles Kafka - he's out on his feet here! Hair follows up with another monster hook that separates Kafka from consciousness! Kafka falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Hair stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Crixus Hair!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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