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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Galbraith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hitler Adolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Galbraith's entrance music is Bodies. A fine choice. The key to victory for John Galbraith has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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225 cm
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300 lbs
5 - 8 - 0 |
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225 cm
25
300 lbs
3 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced |
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ADCC Champion
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Galbraith! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hitler Adolf! The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Galbraith swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Galbraith fails to land with a series of punches.
Galbraith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Galbraith lands a jab to Adolf's midsection. Galbraith with a lazy takedown attempt and Adolf connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Galbraith throws a leg kick but Adolf checks it. Galbraith misses with a takedown and Adolf counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Adolf shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Adolf showed some decent athleticism there. Adolf stops Galbraith from getting back to his feet.
Adolf is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Galbraith defends it well. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Galbraith manages to escape and get back to his feet! Galbraith is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Adolf drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. Galbraith wants to stand and escape but Adolf is having none of it. Adolf postures up in Galbraith's guard and throws a big left but Galbraith blocks it. Adolf stays in close to Galbraith's body and controls the position. Adolf thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. Adolf drops back looking for a leg! Galbraith is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Galbraith manages to kick Adolf off! Adolf jumps back into Galbraith's guard. Adolf stands up over Galbraith, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Adolf postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Adolf thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. Adolf throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Galbraith works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Adolf postures up in Galbraith's guard and throws a big left but Galbraith blocks it. Adolf trying to control the position from guard on top but Galbraith is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Adolf sitting in guard, not really doing much. Adolf drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Adolf jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Adolf trying to control the position from guard on top but Galbraith is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Adolf keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Galbraith's head. Adolf slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. Adolf is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Galbraith looks calm but he's in trouble here. Adolf gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Galbraith is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Adolf lets go of the hold and Galbraith can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hitler Adolf!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
63% |
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