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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Milo Alucard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milo Alucard is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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180 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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185 cm
20
182 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Brawler
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Milo Alucard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson lands with a kick to the temple. Alucard shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Milo Alucard has been cut.
Alucard tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily
and Ferguson counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Ferguson.
Alucard is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Alucard is really struggling to control Ferguson but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Ferguson is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Ferguson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Ferguson is in close to Alucard's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Ferguson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Alucard is looking to stand up but Ferguson isn't so interested in that idea.
Ferguson is looking to work some ground and pound but Alucard has wrist control.
Ferguson controlling from the top position.
Ferguson lands a couple of elbows.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alucard has momentary wrist control but Ferguson slips an elbow through the middle.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ferguson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ferguson gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Alucard gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Ferguson scoring with some ground and pound.
Ferguson throws a big right hand that misses.
Ferguson wants to pass the guard but Alucard is keeping the position.
Ferguson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Alucard has a closed guard, preventing Ferguson from standing up.
Ferguson trying to control but Alucard is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alucard preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ferguson throws a big right hand that misses.
Ferguson throwing strikes from guard but Alucard blocks nicely.
Ferguson lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Alucard is breathing heavily.
Ferguson stands and steps away. Alucard gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Ferguson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ferguson tries to free his leg and advance position but Alucard is retaining full guard.
Ferguson drops back looking for a leg! Alucard is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Alucard manages to kick Ferguson off! Ferguson jumps back into Alucard's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson wants to control from the top but Alucard keeps moving.
Ferguson is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Alucard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Ferguson engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Ferguson gets to his feet - Alucard follows without any prompting.
Ferguson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Alucard!
The referee warns Alucard that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson breaks from Alucard's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Alucard is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Ferguson dominating with strikes here.
Alucard is rocked!
Ferguson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Alucard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Ferguson controlling the position easily from mount.
Oh Alucard is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Alucard is bucking up trying to escape but Ferguson cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Alucard seems to have got his legs back now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferguson scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Ferguson content just to control the position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milo Alucard's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ferguson lands a slapping body shot.
Ferguson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Alucard sprawls well initially but Ferguson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Ferguson controlling the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ferguson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alucard is trying to control but can't.
Ferguson lands with a punch from half guard.
Ferguson takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Ferguson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Well, if Ferguson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Ferguson lands strikes from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Ferguson lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Well, if Ferguson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Ferguson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Ferguson stands up from half guard.
Ferguson Rushes Alucard and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Alucard is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Ferguson Piles on the pressure and Alucard crumples to the floor! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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