PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boom Boom dicktickle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruslan Platunov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Boom dicktickle
vs
Platunov

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Boom Boom dicktickle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ruslan Platunov!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
dicktickle just misses with a punch to the body.
dicktickle misses with a body shot.
dicktickle fails in his attempt to clinch.
dicktickle lands with an uppercut that bounces Platunov off the cage and back into rage.
dicktickle tries to close the distance and clinch but Platunov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Boom Boom dicktickle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
dicktickle slaps away a takedown attempt from Platunov, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The crowd cheers as dicktickle lands an impressive looking overhand right. Platunov doesn't seem phased though.
dicktickle scores with a jab to the body.
dicktickle misses with a straight right.
dicktickle scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
dicktickle tries to clinch but Platunov is having none of it.
dicktickle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Platunov was well out of range. Poor timing from dicktickle.
A jab lands there for dicktickle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
dicktickle throws the left hand but Platunov avoids the punch easily.
Platunov fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Platunov takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
dicktickle throws a body punch but Platunov moves out of range.
dicktickle throws a shot from downtown. Platunov moves away and avoids it.
Platunov moves away from the strike by dicktickle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dicktickle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Platunov paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Boom Boom dicktickle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
dicktickle missing with a left hand there. Platunov was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
dicktickle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Platunov manages to avoid it.

dicktickle darts in and clinches Platunov up against the cage.
dicktickle lands with a short shot to the head.

dicktickle breaks from the clinch.

Platunov looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Platunov tries to pass the half guard into mount. dicktickle knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
dicktickle has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Platunov is working away from the top position though.
Platunov is pressing down on dicktickle's thigh, looking to free his foot. dicktickle is holding on for now.
dicktickle is doing well to control the position and prevent Platunov from advancing to side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
dicktickle trying to control from the bottom.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Platunov trying to control the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Boom Boom dicktickle wasn't doing enough on the ground.
dicktickle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
dicktickle leaves Platunov with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Boom Boom dicktickle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ruslan Platunov.
dicktickle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
dicktickle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Decent striking displayed by dicktickle there.

Platunov closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Platunov lands in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
dicktickle preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Platunov slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Platunov scores with punches from side control.
Platunov tries to advance to mount but dicktickle denies him.

Platunov tries for a kimura but dicktickle is defending well.
dicktickle is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
dicktickle struggling a bit here.
Platunov throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Platunov trying to control the action but dicktickle is working from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
dicktickle is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Platunov is controlling him well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boom Boom dicktickle dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

No luck for Platunov with that takedown attempt.
dicktickle misses with a wild body shot.
dicktickle tries to close the distance and clinch up but Platunov swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Platunov uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from dicktickle.
Platunov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
dicktickle misses with a wild body shot.
Platunov takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fighters circling - dicktickle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
dicktickle wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
dicktickle scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
dicktickle misses with a body shot.
dicktickle throws a shot to the body.
dicktickle lands a slapping body shot.
Platunov swats away the attempt to clinch by dicktickle.
dicktickle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Platunov is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dicktickle just misses with a punch to the body.
dicktickle ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
dicktickle scores with the left hand. Platunov knows he should have avoided that one.

Platunov gets tackled into the cage by dicktickle. dicktickle maintains the clinch.

dicktickle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
dicktickle stuffs the takedown.
Platunov takes a shot right to the bread basket.
dicktickle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Platunov avoids the body shot from dicktickle.
dicktickle throws a hook but Platunov blocks it.
dicktickle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Platunov manages to avoid it.
Donk. dicktickle catches Platunov right on the button with a cross.
dicktickle tries to clinch but Platunov is having none of it.
dicktickle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Platunov at a distance.
dicktickle throws a good cross that connects.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
dicktickle scores with a body shot.
dicktickle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Platunov can do to turn this around?
dicktickle stuns Platunov with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
dicktickle lands a right hook to the body.
dicktickle lands a slapping body shot.
Platunov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by dicktickle.

dicktickle moves into the clinch successfully.

dicktickle breaks the clinch.
dicktickle connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
dicktickle misses with a wild body shot.
dicktickle misses the shot to the body.
dicktickle misses with a wild body shot.
Donk. dicktickle catches Platunov right on the button with a cross.
A looping hook to the body misses from dicktickle. Platunov does a little dance to reset his feet.
dicktickle tries to clinch there but Platunov circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - dicktickle looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Platunov shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Platunov engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Platunov passes easily into side control. Nice work.
dicktickle is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Platunov is controlling him well.
Platunov throws an elbow but dicktickle slips to the side and avoids it well.
Platunov wants to control but dicktickle is keeping him busy.
dicktickle being controlled for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Platunov working the ground and pound.

Platunov tries for a kimura but dicktickle is defending well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Platunov advances to full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boom Boom dicktickle dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Platunov closes the distance and clinches.

Platunov successfully pulls guard.
Platunov is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
dicktickle postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
dicktickle trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Platunov is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
dicktickle trying to control the position from guard on top but Platunov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Platunov manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Poor strikes thrown by Platunov there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Boom Boom dicktickle is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Platunov thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Platunov thowing shots but they're missing.

Platunov looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Platunov takes his opponent's back. Perhaps a chance to lock up a rear naked choke here.
Platunov tries to keep control of the position but dicktickle is staying busy.
Well, with Platunov on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before dicktickle is tapping out... Can he escape the position?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
dicktickle has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Platunov.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Platunov. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!

Platunov working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but dicktickle is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Platunov has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! dicktickle taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Ruslan Platunov!