PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Greg Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bj St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evans kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Everybody Down. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Evans
vs
St Pierre

225 cm
28
282 lbs
11 - 8 - 1

188 cm
24
229 lbs
2 - 3 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Greg Evans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bj St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Evans gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Evans wants to get back to his feet but St Pierre is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells St Pierre's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
St Pierre preventing the sweep.
Evans really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

St Pierre drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and St Pierre jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as St Pierre accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Evans wants to stand and escape but St Pierre is having none of it.

St Pierre thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

St Pierre thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Evans looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
St Pierre stands and throws Evans's legs to the side, diving into side control.

St Pierre thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Evans is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but St Pierre has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Pierre fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

St Pierre has hold of Evans's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Evans seems comfortable defending it but St Pierre has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Evans is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Evans is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but St Pierre couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bj St Pierre!