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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Perkele Saatana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shaquille Oneal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shaquille Oneal will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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185 cm
22
245 lbs
2 - 4 - 0 |
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217 cm
26
280 lbs
2 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good in bed |
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Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Perkele Saatana! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Shaquille Oneal! The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Oneal wants to clinch but Saatana slips to the side and Saatana counters with a shoot takedown. Oneal fights it but they end up in guard. Saatana not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. Saatana has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent. Oneal throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Oneal trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. Saatana wants to control from the top but Oneal keeps moving. The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup. Saatana sitting in guard here, content to control.
We're going to have a standup here because Perkele Saatana wasn't active enough for the referee's liking. Oneal falls off balance throwing a combination
and Saatana counters with a nice double leg into guard. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Saatana sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Oneal's guard. Saatana scoring with strikes to the body and head. Saatana prevents Oneal from improving his position. Oneal is staying active underneath Saatana, who seems content to just control the action from this position. Saatana blocks the strikes from Oneal.
That's one minute gone in the round. Saatana decides to stand up. Oneal tries to clinch but fails miserably and Saatana counters with a single leg into guard. Oneal didn't expect that. Saatana pushing down on Oneal's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. Oneal has a hand on Saatana's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Saatana takes advantage of the position though and mounts him! Oneal is desperately trying to improve his position but Saatana has a good base and remains in mount. Oneal swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing. Saatana scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Oneal keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Saatana lands with some strikes. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Saatana lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Oneal is in all sorts of trouble here.
Saatana wants to control the pace but Oneal is squirming around nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Saatana lands with some strikes. Oneal is desperately trying to improve his position but Saatana has a good base and remains in mount. Saatana connects with a bit shot that sees Oneal covering up! More strikes from Saatana and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Saatana is our winner by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Perkele Saatana!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
89% |
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