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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Am Haas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ameno by ERA. Your Mom has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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277 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
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200 cm
22
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Your Mom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Am Haas!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom just misses with a punch to the body.
Haas misses with a right hand
enabling Mom to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Am Haas has been cut.
Haas misses with a few strikes there.
Oooooh!!! Mom has knocked Haas down with a huge combo! Mom steps away and waves a wobbly Haas back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big left from Mom misses.
Haas throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mom counters with a nice uppercut.
Haas fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mom avoids it really well and circles away.
Haas fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mom avoids it really well and circles away.
Haas falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mom counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Haas lands a nice looking body shot.
Haas misses with a right hand
and Mom counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Haas! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by Mom!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Your Mom!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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