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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Zizzmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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212 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
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220 lbs
19 - 12 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joey Zizzmen!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Zizzmen to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Zizzmen stands up from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich's guard - Zizzmen perhaps looking for a knockout.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Zizzmen checks a leg kick.
Zizzmen takes one to the side of the head.
Zizzmen shoots for a takedown but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zizzmen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zizzmen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zizzmen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zizzmen looks gassed!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich thows a body kick. Zizzmen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a jab to the head.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to clinch but Zizzmen moves out of range.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks to score with a jab to the body but Zizzmen is just out of range.
Zizzmen moves out of range as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich strikes.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich connects with an inside leg kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zizzmen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dmitrigorbachovovonovich, as that shot connected.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land a front kick but Zizzmen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zizzmen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks to land a body kick but Zizzmen moved away.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a sloppy right hand. Zizzmen should have avoided that one.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich punishes Zizzmen's body with a nice straight punch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a looping right.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a quick inside leg kick.
That kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tenderised Zizzmen's leg. Zizzmen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich closes the distance and pushes Zizzmen back into the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow inside that Zizzmen shrugs off.
It looks like Joey Zizzmen has been cut.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zizzmen avoids it.
Zizzmen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dmitrigorbachovovonovich's elbow.
Zizzmen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a nice knee to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zizzmen is defending well for now.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zizzmen.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land knees in the clinch but Zizzmen avoids the damage to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zizzmen tries a body shot but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen struggles to land a body shot inside as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich controls his hands.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich keeps control of Zizzmen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Zizzmen's efforts to push away.
Zizzmen tries to break free but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pushes him back against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zizzmen blocking some punches.
Zizzmen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zizzmen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zizzmen tries to break free but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pushes him back against the cage.
Zizzmen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pushes Zizzmen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zizzmen tries to throw a body punch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich avoids it by throwing Zizzmen back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich obliges.
Zizzmen swings wildly with an uppercut but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Zizzmen tries to throw a body punch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich avoids it by throwing Zizzmen back against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow inside.
A short uppercut from Zizzmen.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks an uppercut.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich digs a right hand underneath Zizzmen's ribcage. Zizzmen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Zizzmen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zizzmen.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries a knee to the head but Zizzmen blocks it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with the head strike.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich landing knees to the head.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land a knee to the head but Zizzmen blocks with his arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joey Zizzmen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Zizzmen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zizzmen's calf.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with an overhand left.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zizzmen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
A jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich does it's job there.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Zizzmen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zizzmen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Zizzmen is breathing heavily.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich closes the distance and pushes Zizzmen back into the cage.
Zizzmen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zizzmen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Zizzmen misses with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zizzmen avoiding damage as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land knees in the clinch but Zizzmen avoids the damage to the body.
Zizzmen misses with the head strike.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich landing knees to the head.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slowing the pace effectively.
Zizzmen managing to block the knees to the body from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Zizzmen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Zizzmen in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land a knee to the head but Zizzmen blocks with his arms.
Zizzmen has a couple of punches blocked by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich trying to land knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zizzmen tries to throw a body punch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich avoids it by throwing Zizzmen back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocking some punches.
Zizzmen avoiding damage as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws knees to the body.
Zizzmen tries to break the clinch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is controlling the position.
Zizzmen blocks an elbow strike.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a damaging elbow.
That has opened up Joey Zizzmen's cut even more.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a knee to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich working Zizzmen over with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Zizzmen in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a shot to the body.
Nice elbow from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Nice body punch from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich - that landed with a thud.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich crunches a lovely knee into Zizzmen's ribcage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Zizzmen blocks it with crossed arms.
Zizzmen takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a knee to the head.
Zizzmen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zizzmen can do to turn this around?
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with an elbow strike.
Zizzmen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores a nice knee to the body.
Zizzmen has had enough of the clinch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich keeps him there for the moment.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow that stopped Zizzmen in his tracks for a moment.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores a nice knee to the body.
Zizzmen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dmitrigorbachovovonovich's elbow.
A hook to the body from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land a knee to the head but Zizzmen blocks with his arms.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich trying to stall but Zizzmen improves his position.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow inside that Zizzmen shrugs off.
The cut above Joey Zizzmen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an elbow just above Zizzmen 's eye.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich crunches a lovely knee into Zizzmen's ribcage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zizzmen.
Zizzmen looking to slow down the pace here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Zizzmen's defenses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zizzmen dodges an elbow strike from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a nice elbow.
Zizzmen takes an elbow to the forehead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joey Zizzmen's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich connects with a body shot that sends Zizzmen's belly button to the back.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A good leg kick by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Zizzmen takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Zizzmen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a head kick but Zizzmen moves out of range.
Nice shot lands for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Zizzmen on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to clinch up.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zizzmen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Zizzmen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries a head kick but it misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Zizzmens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jab from Zizzmen.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Zizzmen counters with a takedown into side control.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich struggling a bit here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking for a sweep.
Zizzmen stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich connects with a leg kick. Zizzmen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Good leg kick by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Joey Zizzmen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich thumps Zizzmen with a low kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a spinning back kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A solid leg kick lands there for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is winning the standup battle so far.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a shot to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands an overhand right.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zizzmen.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a nice looking body kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Zizzmen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich connects with the punch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to clinch but Zizzmen moves out of range.
Zizzmen avoids the body shot from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to slow Zizzmen down with leg kicks.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a head kick that Zizzmen semi-blocks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
That kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tenderised Zizzmen's leg. Zizzmen is trying to keep his angry face on.
A jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zizzmen ducks under a wild hook from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich, right into the meat.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a leg kick that misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a body kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zizzmen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
An inside leg kick lands from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Zizzmen avoids the head kick by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:26
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:26
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
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